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M1IRONMIKE
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Re: Drug Test

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Maclowery wrote:I interviewed for a job at a downtown hotel, on a Monday afternoon, and totally unexpectedly got pushed through the whole corporate process in one day. At 4pm we'd finished 2 weeks of interviews and checks, etc. They told me to go piss at a clinic and I'd start training the next day. Only thing was, I had just imbibed large quantities of questionably legal intoxicants the Sunday night before. I stalled until the next Tuesday morning.

Monday night, I went to my friends' headshop and bought their ridiculously overpriced 25 dollar masking drink. It's basically disgusting gatorade that makes your pee fail the test. Drank exactly as much water as the masking crap said to, at what times, and passed the pee test.

Repeated the same deal a year or so later on a corporate-wide test, and passed again. Two times worked for me. That's my recommendation.

seems to me it would be easier to just quit doing drugs....just sayn

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Maclowery
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Re: Drug Test

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I'm not telling you to change your lifestyle. I'm just helping answer a question.

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docellis
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I think drugs should be legal for everyone except drug addicts.

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Fat_Bulldog
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Drugs are fun.

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