We're winning the World Series this year.

[docellis]

if you had only let that guy from dallas [expletive] you wife.

[heyzeus]

if you had only let that guy from dallas [expletive] you wife.

Maybe next time.

[obucard]

But the baby isn't due until after the WS. Does that mean we have to wait until 2015????

#congratszeusclan

[IMADreamer]

So what the hell happened here Zues?

[Radbird]

So what the hell happened here Zues?

I explained that on page 1.

But the baby isn't due until after the WS. Does that mean we have to wait until 2015????

#congratszeusclan

[heyzeus]

I know we're at a low point right now, so I have good news. We're winning the [expletive] World Series. This year.

How do I know?

2006: I meet my wife, we begin dating. Shortly thereafter, bam, world series victory.

2011: Birth of 'Zeus Jr. in September. Team losing streak ends, we make the playoffs, Game 6 happens, bam, world series victory.

2014: AGAIN. Zeus Jr. Jr., due this winter.

You're all welcome in advance.

Bump, noting that due to actual birth on Dec. 9, world series guarantee applies prospectively to the 2015 season.

[GeddyWrox]