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Re: Rave: Not So Fine Dining
Posted: January 12 20, 7:57 am
by lukethedrifter
stlouie_lipp wrote:InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
Re: Rave: Not So Fine Dining
Posted: January 12 20, 9:02 am
by Smith Corks One
lukethedrifter wrote:stlouie_lipp wrote:InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?
Re: Rave: Not So Fine Dining
Posted: January 13 20, 12:36 pm
by Smith Corks One
Smith Corks One wrote:lukethedrifter wrote:stlouie_lipp wrote:InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?
Too crass? Sorry. Upon further contemplation of the entirety of the post, I feel reasonably confident that it was the latter.
Re: Rave: Not So Fine Dining
Posted: January 13 20, 4:53 pm
by lukethedrifter
Smith Corks One wrote:Smith Corks One wrote:lukethedrifter wrote:stlouie_lipp wrote:InvincibleCakeEater wrote:Got talked into going to Red Lobster for lunch a few days ago. It was, well, Red Lobster. They have a crab stuffed shrimp rangoon appetizer that was amazing though.
I'm going to go ahead and say it, I like Red Lobster.
The only time I’ve been to red lobster was traumatic. I was coerced into going with a couple of bosses to a strip club after.
After one of them got a private dance, the stripper came over to me and asked me how old he was. I was like I guess he’s as old as he looks. Unfortunately, she replied he sure had fun. What the actual [expletive]? Why would she do that to me? Isn’t that a HIPAA violation?
What does that mean, she did him? He blew his load in his pants? What?
Too crass? Sorry. Upon further contemplation of the entirety of the post, I feel reasonably confident that it was the latter.
I didn’t want to know. Again, HIPAA VIOLATION!!!! LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU, STRIPPER LADY WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? PLEASE STOP.
Re: Rave: Not So Fine Dining
Posted: January 13 20, 4:55 pm
by lukethedrifter
But yeah based on her incredulity i figured he soiled his trousers like he was a teen. MAKE IT STOP!!
Re: Rave: Not So Fine Dining
Posted: January 14 20, 10:07 am
by heyzeus
This thread delivers.
Re: Rave: Not So Fine Dining
Posted: January 14 20, 10:18 am
by GeddyWrox
I have an idea for a new book. Similar to "Everybody Poops"....
"Everybody Squirts"
Re: Rave: Not So Fine Dining
Posted: January 14 20, 2:54 pm
by Jocephus
Re: Rave: Not So Fine Dining
Posted: January 14 20, 3:01 pm
by CardsofSTL
go birds wrote:this thread has taken a weird ass turn
Re: Rave: Not So Fine Dining
Posted: January 14 20, 4:51 pm
by GeddyWrox
GeddyWrox wrote:I have an idea for a new book. Similar to "Everybody Poops"....
"Everybody Squirts"
This could also be turned into a remake of an REM song.