TV Thread - beware, [expletive] can get spoilery

[Jocephus]

the coens, chris carter, and gilligan are producers

[thrill]

And Dick Wolf
Law and Order: Minnesota State

[Jocephus]

he buries his enemies under the football field 'cause he likes the feeling of walking over them on gamedays

[JL21]

Unless this is a gritty reboot where it's discovered that Luther molested a bunch of kids and Dauber and Coach covered it up to protect their legacy and business interests, I don't know why they're doing this.

I laughed really hard, then felt some of my soul evaporating.

[MrCrowesGarden]

Is anyone here talented enough to transpose the Coach theme song into a minor key and upload it to YouTube.

[Famous Mortimer]

Gritty reboots coming in 2016:

Empty Nest
A deranged old doctor kills people to add to his family, and uses the corpses to act out old comedy scripts. Plus a cute dog.

Something So Right
It's a marriage of convenience so they can be drug dealers, or something.

Step By Step
A bunch of actors from hit shows, all failed, move into a house together and try to get TV companies interested in their wacky hijinks. Actually, that sounds like "The Surreal Life". Damn.

[MrCrowesGarden]

I would watch that Empty Nest reboot.

I'd like to see one for Home Improvement where Tim Allen's body parts have been replaced by the same Binford tools that mutilated him.

[thrill]

A Perfect Strangers reboot where Larry sponsors his cousin's emigration, but it turns out Balky is a Balkan war criminal responsible for the slaughter of an entire village. Balky becomes a major figure in the Chicago criminal underworld scene. When an attempt is made on Balky's life and Larry kills the intruder in their home, he is forced to take protection from Balky's organization because the intruder was the son of a rival crime boss.

[Jocephus]

A Perfect Strangers reboot where Larry sponsors his cousin's emigration, but it turns out Balky is a Balkan war criminal responsible for the slaughter of an entire village. Balky becomes a major figure in the Chicago criminal underworld scene. When an attempt is made on Balky's life and Larry kills the intruder in their home, he is forced to take protection from Balky's organization because the intruder was the son of a rival crime boss.

[Famous Mortimer]

A Perfect Strangers reboot where Larry sponsors his cousin's emigration, but it turns out Balky is a Balkan war criminal responsible for the slaughter of an entire village. Balky becomes a major figure in the Chicago criminal underworld scene. When an attempt is made on Balky's life and Larry kills the intruder in their home, he is forced to take protection from Balky's organization because the intruder was the son of a rival crime boss.

Yes x 1000

That's loads better than any of mine.

They could have a bibbi-bobka restaurant as a front.