An open letter to the coffee-drinking buttholes in my office

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omaha_red wrote:
cardinalkarp wrote:
JL21 wrote:
jim wrote:Great rant.

We have this little princess in our office who will do it right in front of you. She doesn't even bother leaving a sip, she'll just drain it and smile and bat her eyes. I think she thinks she's cute, which is actually wrong.
Wow.... That's taking selfishness to a whole other level.

I don't drink coffee but if I did its times like these that I wouldn't be keeping my mouth shut. I would tell her what's up.
i'd look at her, smile back, grab the coffee pot and smash it over her face
Your celebrity match is:

Joe Pesci

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ghostrunner wrote:Your celebrity match is:

Joe Pesci
Or Lee Marvin.

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[expletive] [expletive] [expletive] mother [expletive] [expletive], [expletive] bag ass hat [expletive] bastards.

This happens every day.

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Be a man and bring a French Press to work.

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Or you can put the empty pot on their desk with a note that says "FILL ME".

If they don't get the message, then poop in an empty coffee pot and put in on their desk. You will surely be fired, but it will surely be worth it.

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The worst part is, I'm about 99% sure that I know the culprit and it's my best friend at work. The next time I drink with him, perhaps I should bring up the subject.

Or, you know, the coffee pot-poop thing.

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what is so hard about making your own coffee? Nobody at the office makes anything I drink.

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Faceman wrote:what is so hard about making your own coffee? Nobody at the office makes anything I drink.
Does this mean:

1. JL21, quit being a big baby and just make the coffee

or

2. Yeah, right on, JL21! What's so hard about it that other people can't do it!

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JL21 wrote:
Faceman wrote:what is so hard about making your own coffee? Nobody at the office makes anything I drink.
Does this mean:

1. JL21, quit being a big baby and just make the coffee

or

2. Yeah, right on, JL21! What's so hard about it that other people can't do it!
I don't know, I mean I hear you on this. I end up putting in the new water jug when that is empty. But I always think "I drink it, so I might as well replace it."

The worst part of your scenario is the burned stuff at the bottom.

I guess I've just never understood why coffee and tea is provided. I've always been a soda drinker and nobody provides that.

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Faceman wrote: I guess I've just never understood why coffee and tea is provided. I've always been a soda drinker and nobody provides that.
Not to interrupt the point of the thread, but that's a very, very good point.

Why is coffee and tea free and soda isn't in office type workplaces? This is almost worth starting another rant over.

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