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Stinky was and still is the worst sleeper of the bunch. She actually cried for 5 hours straight every night for 2 weeks until my wife and I said [expletive] it and let her sleep in bed with us. She slept great from then on. Poopy is by far the best sleeper, let’s hope Farty is even better.

Oh, and those who say something is foolproof greatly underestimates the power of fools.

My kid cried for 8 straight hours for 3 straight weeks before we said [expletive] it and gave him some whiskey.

sighyoung wrote:After my first child, I realized that children were great forms of birth control.

It took us five years to dare have another one.

If my kids' personalities were switched, they'd be much closer in age.

heyzeus wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:

heyzeus wrote:Wart, how did your kids sleep as babies? I'm trying to figure out why the [expletive] anyone would ever have another child, and trying to figure out if we just got one who hates sleep.

My daughter slept through the night almost every night since we brought her home. She would only wake when she was sick.

I should offer a caution to my GRB brethren with children that if you say things like this - even if truthful and offered in good faith - there's a decent chance I will find and murder you.

It's nothing personal, though.

just a bump for emphasis

[expletive] who have kids that sleeps. [expletive] you

Oh, and congrats Wart! Hope the pregnancy goes smoothly for your wife (and you)

a_smith wrote:

heyzeus wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:

heyzeus wrote:Wart, how did your kids sleep as babies? I'm trying to figure out why the [expletive] anyone would ever have another child, and trying to figure out if we just got one who hates sleep.

My daughter slept through the night almost every night since we brought her home. She would only wake when she was sick.

I should offer a caution to my GRB brethren with children that if you say things like this - even if truthful and offered in good faith - there's a decent chance I will find and murder you.

It's nothing personal, though.

just a bump for emphasis

[expletive] who have kids that sleeps. [expletive] you

Oh, and congrats Wart! Hope the pregnancy goes smoothly for your wife (and you)

Haha

Fat_Bulldog wrote:

a_smith wrote:

heyzeus wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:

heyzeus wrote:Wart, how did your kids sleep as babies? I'm trying to figure out why the [expletive] anyone would ever have another child, and trying to figure out if we just got one who hates sleep.

My daughter slept through the night almost every night since we brought her home. She would only wake when she was sick.

I should offer a caution to my GRB brethren with children that if you say things like this - even if truthful and offered in good faith - there's a decent chance I will find and murder you.

It's nothing personal, though.

just a bump for emphasis

[expletive] who have kids that sleeps. [expletive] you

Oh, and congrats Wart! Hope the pregnancy goes smoothly for your wife (and you)

Haha

I am laughing so hard right now I am crying. I forgot how miserable my wife is when she is pregnant, at least she has hot cousin to take it out on when I am not home...

Guess what!



It is another girl!


I will have 4 girls, the oldest is 6.


My life will be so much fun in about 12 years.....

Congrats .