Just started playing on the radio as I was reading thisplanet p wrote:And I'll see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
Your true colors
Are beautiful like a rainbow
Panera Bread did it to me again.
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Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)
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Re: Panera Bread did it to me again.
If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.cardinalkarp wrote:We'll flush that system out this afternoon!jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
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Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)
Apparently peptobismol already has the patent on turning it black. Now If you can come up with a black liquid you drink and it turns it pink you got yourself something.heyzeus wrote:When I was a kid I had this great business idea of selling dyes that you could eat that would turn your poop fun colors like purple, blue, green, etc. I don't know whether this is biologically possible, but if it is, I'd think I could make some money.
PATENT PENDING, MOTHER [expletive].
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It's green now so I'm OK.sighyoung wrote:If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.cardinalkarp wrote:We'll flush that system out this afternoon!jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
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Next you will tell us your [expletive] don't stinkjim wrote:It's green now so I'm OK.sighyoung wrote:If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.cardinalkarp wrote:We'll flush that system out this afternoon!jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
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Next you will tell us your [expletive] don't stinkjim wrote:It's green now so I'm OK.sighyoung wrote:If it stays black, though, that's worrisome. Once, and it just may be your plumbing readjusting. But black could be a sign of blood in your stool, too. I'm no doctor, but seriously, if it doesn't change with the next one, I'd double-check with your doctor.cardinalkarp wrote:We'll flush that system out this afternoon!jim wrote:I'm still [expletive] weird colors. It takes my system forever to get back to right. It was black a couple of days ago. Black!
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Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)
My wife wants to start a band called Beet Panic. Named for the next day when you look and think "Holy [expletive]! What's wrong with me? oh yeah, I ate beets."lukethedrifter wrote:eat a lot of beets. I promise you'll have a red poop.
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Re: Panera update: jim's pooping weird colors (p. 6)
Pepto turns it black. A couple of nights ago I was feeling good and took a scoop of ice cream ... BIG mistake. I downed a bunch of pepto and when I woke up the next day and was brushing my teeth I was spitting this black stuff. WTF NOW? Black spit? Holy [expletive]. So I google it of course, thinking my system is just completely [expletive], and the first hit is this effect pepto has on your spit and your stool - sure enough a couple of hours later I was [expletive] black.
That's why I say if you could come up with a black liquid type thing and make it turn your poop pink that would be rich.
That's why I say if you could come up with a black liquid type thing and make it turn your poop pink that would be rich.
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Gashouse wrote:My wife wants to start a band called Beet Panic. Named for the next day when you look and think "Holy [expletive]! What's wrong with me? oh yeah, I ate beets."lukethedrifter wrote:eat a lot of beets. I promise you'll have a red poop.
One of the best band names I've ever heard.
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I [expletive] blood all the time, a few beets wouldn't alarm me none.
edit ... in fact I just did it typing this post.
edit ... in fact I just did it typing this post.


