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Re: IT's TEH sighyoung SuperHappyFunThread!!!

Posted: August 23 09, 8:23 pm
by thrill
Fun facts and pics about hippos from the daily mail.
If there's one thing a hippo doesn't like it's being interrupted while having lunch.

This gamekeeper in Uganda runs for his life after disturbing a hungry beast having its favourite meal of grass.
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He fled as the angry three-ton beast - which can outrun a man - charged at him.

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The keeper, armed only with a walkie-talkie at the Murchison Falls National Park, somehow managed to escape on this occasion.

The hippopotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Africa.

Hippo jaws are capable of biting a 10-foot crocodile in two
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They regularly attack humans and boats.

Despite their stocky shape and short legs, they can reach speeds of 30 miles per hour and can easily outrun a human.

They are the third-heaviest land mammal. Males can weigh up to 4,000 lbs and measure 17-feet long.

Adults think nothing of taking on crocodiles, which often live in the same pools and rivers.
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BIG TROUBLE

* Hippos have killed more people in Africa than any other wild animal
* Their gaping yawn is actually a threat, displaying long, thick canine teeth that can bite a boat in half
* They are the second heaviest land mammal after elephants, at up to 4,000lb and as much as 17ft long
* The creatures, whose name is Greek for 'river horse', can stay under water for five minutes

Re: IT's TEH sighyoung SuperHappyFunThread!!!

Posted: August 23 09, 8:41 pm
by C. Johny
Hippos are [expletive] scary.

Re: IT's TEH sighyoung SuperHappyFunThread!!!

Posted: August 23 09, 8:58 pm
by InvincibleCakeEater
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Re: IT's TEH sighyoung SuperHappyFunThread!!!

Posted: August 23 09, 9:06 pm
by obucard
thrill wrote:Fun facts and pics about hippos from the daily mail.
If there's one thing a hippo doesn't like it's being interrupted while having lunch.

This gamekeeper in Uganda runs for his life after disturbing a hungry beast having its favourite meal of grass.
Image
He fled as the angry three-ton beast - which can outrun a man - charged at him.

Image
The keeper, armed only with a walkie-talkie at the Murchison Falls National Park, somehow managed to escape on this occasion.

The hippopotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Africa.

Hippo jaws are capable of biting a 10-foot crocodile in two
Image
They regularly attack humans and boats.

Despite their stocky shape and short legs, they can reach speeds of 30 miles per hour and can easily outrun a human.

They are the third-heaviest land mammal. Males can weigh up to 4,000 lbs and measure 17-feet long.

Adults think nothing of taking on crocodiles, which often live in the same pools and rivers.
Image
BIG TROUBLE

* Hippos have killed more people in Africa than any other wild animal
* Their gaping yawn is actually a threat, displaying long, thick canine teeth that can bite a boat in half
* They are the second heaviest land mammal after elephants, at up to 4,000lb and as much as 17ft long
* The creatures, whose name is Greek for 'river horse', can stay under water for five minutes
http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6- ... y-you.html
The late Steve Irwin, a man who used to tackle 12-foot crocodiles for fun and wave angry snakes filled with kill-you-before-your-next-heartbeat poison at a camera, considered a five-minute sequence where his camera team had to cross a river filled with hippos to be the single most dangerous moment ever filmed on his show.

The man who toyed with crocodiles, was scared [expletive] of hippos.

Re: IT's TEH sighyoung SuperHappyFunThread!!!

Posted: August 24 09, 10:04 am
by heyzeus
Omigodohmygodomgomgomg

(slightly nsfw language)

(open this right now)
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(if that doesn't work, just click here:
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Re: IT's TEH sighyoung SuperHappyFunThread!!!

Posted: August 24 09, 10:29 am
by longhornbaseball
I've never thought of them as "love caves" but I guess that works.

Re: IT's TEH sighyoung SuperHappyFunThread!!!

Posted: August 24 09, 10:38 am
by Cronos
longhornbaseball wrote:I've never thought of them as "love caves" but I guess that works.
I'm digging it, myself. This needs to catch on.

Re: IT's TEH sighyoung SuperHappyFunThread!!!

Posted: August 24 09, 11:05 am
by omaha_red
his voice is funny to me

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Re: IT's TEH sighyoung SuperHappyFunThread!!!

Posted: August 24 09, 11:10 am
by KyCardinalFan
omaha_red wrote:his voice is funny to me

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Why'd they interview him in a barn on fire?

Re: IT's TEH sighyoung SuperHappyFunThread!!!

Posted: August 24 09, 11:11 am
by omaha_red
KyCardinalFan wrote:
omaha_red wrote:his voice is funny to me

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Why'd they interview him in a barn on fire?

ha.. i didn't even notice that.. i was too mesmorized by his voice