Kid mocks Cardinals hitters

cabby7588 · Post by **cabby7588** » March 22 07, 6:03 pm

Pretty darn good. Someone give that girl in the background a bullet though.
http://www.youtube.com/v/1X_UF8kyWZ4

Do we not allow videos to be posted in messages? No big deal but I can't get it to work where I just post the video.

PujolJunkie · Post by **PujolJunkie** » March 22 07, 6:09 pm

I love how he checks if they're lefty or righty. Smart kid. These are the kind of fans the Cardinals produce. Gotta love it.

[[[[[[[SOMEWHERE IN CHICAGO]]]]]]]]

8 yr old kid: daddy can we go to mcdonalds
Father: SORRY SON, THE CUBS HAD TO BORROW MONEY FROM THE CITY OF CHICAGO TO PAY FOR ALFONSO SORIANOS CONTRACT. DADDY GOT HIS CHECK GARNISHED TODAY.

JCShutout · Post by **JCShutout** » March 22 07, 6:16 pm

That was posted in another thread a month or two ago but always deserves a thread. Great stuff!

That kid mimicks the Cardinals stances better than I can. (I watched it without sound because I'm at the school library and I could easily guess almost all of them)

Transmogrified Tiger · Post by **Transmogrified Tiger** » March 22 07, 6:16 pm

I think this video is going to be posted once a week for the rest of the year.

cabby7588 · Post by **cabby7588** » March 22 07, 6:18 pm

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:I think this video is going to be posted once a week for the rest of the year.

Uh oh, didn't realize it had been up here more than 1 time before.

ThatGuy · Post by **ThatGuy** » March 22 07, 6:21 pm

My son will be like that.

Cronos · Post by **Cronos** » March 22 07, 6:48 pm

PujolJunkie wrote:I love how he checks if they're lefty or righty. Smart kid. These are the kind of fans the Cardinals produce. Gotta love it.

[[[[[[[SOMEWHERE IN CHICAGO]]]]]]]]

8 yr old kid: daddy can we go to mcdonalds
Father: SORRY SON, THE CUBS HAD TO BORROW MONEY FROM THE CITY OF CHICAGO TO PAY FOR ALFONSO SORIANOS CONTRACT. DADDY GOT HIS CHECK GARNISHED TODAY.

That sig is quite hilarious, too, while we're at it. Welcome to the board!

jim · Post by **jim** » March 22 07, 6:51 pm

I thought the funniest thing was when his Dad asked him to do Molina. Up until then, he wasn't hesitating. Then, like a confused computer, he just froze. He couldn't process the 125 stances over the past two years, which goes to show just how much he really is paying attention.

Schlich · Post by **Schlich** » March 22 07, 7:17 pm

jim wrote:I thought the funniest thing was when his Dad asked him to do Molina. Up until then, he wasn't hesitating. Then, like a confused computer, he just froze. He couldn't process the 125 stances over the past two years, which goes to show just how much he really is paying attention.

oh, he knew it alright.

he just decided to delve further into detail. The computer just had to process more information

"2004 or 2005?"

man this kid is amazing

PujolJunkie · Post by **PujolJunkie** » March 22 07, 7:58 pm

Cronos69 wrote:
PujolJunkie wrote:I love how he checks if they're lefty or righty. Smart kid. These are the kind of fans the Cardinals produce. Gotta love it.

[[[[[[[SOMEWHERE IN CHICAGO]]]]]]]]

8 yr old kid: daddy can we go to mcdonalds
Father: SORRY SON, THE CUBS HAD TO BORROW MONEY FROM THE CITY OF CHICAGO TO PAY FOR ALFONSO SORIANOS CONTRACT. DADDY GOT HIS CHECK GARNISHED TODAY.

That sig is quite hilarious, too, while we're at it. Welcome to the board!

Haha. Thanks. Nothing like making fun of the Cubs, their fans, their organization, their players, the players wives, their mas--.. you get it.

But yeah, this kid is great. He has Albert's swing down pat. And to ask whether he should do 2004 Molina or 2005 Molina? That's classic. Someone get that kid a uniform. Put him in right field and no one will EVER know Encarnacion is gone.