Where did ManEatingTarp go?
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Where did ManEatingTarp go?
I miss him.
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Re: Where did ManEatingTarp go?
He saw the Phillies players help out with the tarp and decided that tarps no longer eat players, so he retired. 
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Re: Where did ManEatingTarp go?
One day in Chicago, all of the GRB moderators decided to have a face to face meeting. They met at Arby's, but alas, there was no food there. As they walked in, the door slammed shut behind them. It locked. Keenan and Guinny pulled with all of their might, but could not open the door. They called for help. No one answered. They went to the counter. No one was there. The little rolling sign just repeated 'Welcome to Arbys. Try our soup.'
At this point, jim decided to take matters into his own hands. He took off his shirt, doused it in horsey sauce, and grabbed a fish hook. Then he stopped. No one really knew what it was all about. Tambourine man stood in the corner and looked dumbfounded. This is where planet stepped up. 'I have a plan', she muttered. Everyone was thrilled, including thrill. 'Blondie is on tour this weekend'. No one really knew what that meant either. RC began to mumble jibberish about Derek Jeter.
This is the point in which the moderators became hungry. They chose the weakest of them, man eating tarp, beat him to a pulp, and started up the meat slicer. Here is where michael said, 'Hey, let's keep it friendly folks'.
fat strat said, 'We are keeping it friendly, we are gonna cook him and eat him'. Michael agreed, and they lived happily ever after. Except for man eating tarp, that is.
At this point, jim decided to take matters into his own hands. He took off his shirt, doused it in horsey sauce, and grabbed a fish hook. Then he stopped. No one really knew what it was all about. Tambourine man stood in the corner and looked dumbfounded. This is where planet stepped up. 'I have a plan', she muttered. Everyone was thrilled, including thrill. 'Blondie is on tour this weekend'. No one really knew what that meant either. RC began to mumble jibberish about Derek Jeter.
This is the point in which the moderators became hungry. They chose the weakest of them, man eating tarp, beat him to a pulp, and started up the meat slicer. Here is where michael said, 'Hey, let's keep it friendly folks'.
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Re: Where did ManEatingTarp go?
Nailed it.Leroy wrote:One day in Chicago, all of the GRB moderators decided to have a face to face meeting. They met at Arby's, but alas, there was no food there. As they walked in, the door slammed shut behind them. It locked. Keenan and Guinny pulled with all of their might, but could not open the door. They called for help. No one answered. They went to the counter. No one was there. The little rolling sign just repeated 'Welcome to Arbys. Try our soup.'
At this point, jim decided to take matters into his own hands. He took off his shirt, doused it in horsey sauce, and grabbed a fish hook. Then he stopped. No one really knew what it was all about. Tambourine man stood in the corner and looked dumbfounded. This is where planet stepped up. 'I have a plan', she muttered. Everyone was thrilled, including thrill. 'Blondie is on tour this weekend'. No one really knew what that meant either.
This is the point in which the moderators became hungry. They chose the weakest of them, man eating tarp, beat him to a pulp, and started up the meat slicer. Here is where michael said, 'Hey, let's keep it friendly folks'.fat strat said, 'We are keeping it friendly, we are gonna cook him and eat him'. Michael agreed, and they lived happily ever after.
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Re: Where did ManEatingTarp go?
For the record, it was Fat Strat's idea to eat him. 
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Re: Where did ManEatingTarp go?
This is a classic, Leroy.Leroy wrote:One day in Chicago, all of the GRB moderators decided to have a face to face meeting. They met at Arby's, but alas, there was no food there. As they walked in, the door slammed shut behind them. It locked. Keenan and Guinny pulled with all of their might, but could not open the door. They called for help. No one answered. They went to the counter. No one was there. The little rolling sign just repeated 'Welcome to Arbys. Try our soup.'
At this point, jim decided to take matters into his own hands. He took off his shirt, doused it in horsey sauce, and grabbed a fish hook. Then he stopped. No one really knew what it was all about. Tambourine man stood in the corner and looked dumbfounded. This is where planet stepped up. 'I have a plan', she muttered. Everyone was thrilled, including thrill. 'Blondie is on tour this weekend'. No one really knew what that meant either. RC began to mumble jibberish about Derek Jeter.
This is the point in which the moderators became hungry. They chose the weakest of them, man eating tarp, beat him to a pulp, and started up the meat slicer. Here is where michael said, 'Hey, let's keep it friendly folks'.fat strat said, 'We are keeping it friendly, we are gonna cook him and eat him'. Michael agreed, and they lived happily ever after. Except for man eating tarp, that is.
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Re: Where did ManEatingTarp go?
Yup, he made me eat an ear. It was a little chewy but tasted good.planet pujolsian wrote:For the record, it was Fat Strat's idea to eat him.
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Re: Where did ManEatingTarp go?
wasn't he the one with the comic interest? i think he has a new name here....
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Re: Where did ManEatingTarp go?
spot on.Leroy wrote:One day in Chicago, all of the GRB moderators decided to have a face to face meeting. They met at Arby's, but alas, there was no food there. As they walked in, the door slammed shut behind them. It locked. Keenan and Guinny pulled with all of their might, but could not open the door. They called for help. No one answered. They went to the counter. No one was there. The little rolling sign just repeated 'Welcome to Arbys. Try our soup.'
At this point, jim decided to take matters into his own hands. He took off his shirt, doused it in horsey sauce, and grabbed a fish hook. Then he stopped. No one really knew what it was all about. Tambourine man stood in the corner and looked dumbfounded. This is where planet stepped up. 'I have a plan', she muttered. Everyone was thrilled, including thrill. 'Blondie is on tour this weekend'. No one really knew what that meant either. RC began to mumble jibberish about Derek Jeter.
This is the point in which the moderators became hungry. They chose the weakest of them, man eating tarp, beat him to a pulp, and started up the meat slicer. Here is where michael said, 'Hey, let's keep it friendly folks'.fat strat said, 'We are keeping it friendly, we are gonna cook him and eat him'. Michael agreed, and they lived happily ever after. Except for man eating tarp, that is.
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Re: Where did ManEatingTarp go?
Proof that Leroy is awesome.Leroy wrote:One day in Chicago, all of the GRB moderators decided to have a face to face meeting. They met at Arby's, but alas, there was no food there. As they walked in, the door slammed shut behind them. It locked. Keenan and Guinny pulled with all of their might, but could not open the door. They called for help. No one answered. They went to the counter. No one was there. The little rolling sign just repeated 'Welcome to Arbys. Try our soup.'
At this point, jim decided to take matters into his own hands. He took off his shirt, doused it in horsey sauce, and grabbed a fish hook. Then he stopped. No one really knew what it was all about. Tambourine man stood in the corner and looked dumbfounded. This is where planet stepped up. 'I have a plan', she muttered. Everyone was thrilled, including thrill. 'Blondie is on tour this weekend'. No one really knew what that meant either. RC began to mumble jibberish about Derek Jeter.
This is the point in which the moderators became hungry. They chose the weakest of them, man eating tarp, beat him to a pulp, and started up the meat slicer. Here is where michael said, 'Hey, let's keep it friendly folks'.fat strat said, 'We are keeping it friendly, we are gonna cook him and eat him'. Michael agreed, and they lived happily ever after. Except for man eating tarp, that is.



