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I hate going to the bathroom

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I can't stand taking the time to go to the bathroom (and I'm talking no. 1 here). Does anyone else just abhor having to stop whatever they're doing to go? I wish I could find someone to go for me, kind of like a DP (designated peeer).

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I love it. It's the only time I get some peace and quite.

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i just pee on the floor in the corner of my office..

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I usually just sit in my own waste. Once your soiled, your good for the day. I'm used to the smell.

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I just hold it until I explode.

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Michael wrote:I love it. It's the only time I get some peace and quite.
Ditto. Especially #2. As long as someone isn't dropping some stink bombs in the neighboring stall.

I usually use trips for #1 for getting out of talking to annoying co-workers. When they drop by and try to start up a boring conversation, I get up and say I have to go to the restroom.

--P--

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Popeye_Card wrote:
Michael wrote:I love it. It's the only time I get some peace and quite.
Ditto. Especially #2. As long as someone isn't dropping some stink bombs in the neighboring stall.

I usually use trips for #1 for getting out of talking to annoying co-workers. When they drop by and try to start up a boring conversation, I get up and say I have to go to the restroom.

--P--
I'm not down with doing #2 in a public stall unless it's absolutely necessary. There's a lot to be said for homefield advantage.

I don't care if others do it, though. I just don't want to do it.

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I'm glad RC cleared that up. The suspense was killing me.

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im lucky theres a bathroom where i work thats usually pretty empty...

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I feel sorry for women in stadiums waiting in line.

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