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Steelers new mascot
Posted: August 10 07, 1:27 pm
by cardinalkarp
Introducing (drumroll please)............
Steely McBeam!!!
Nice work Steelers!!
Re: Steelers new mascot
Posted: August 10 07, 1:28 pm
by Popeye_Card
Alright, so the Steelers appreciate tradition enough that they are one of the few NFL franchises without cheerleaders, but then they go and trot this thing out as a mascot?
--P--
Re: Steelers new mascot
Posted: August 10 07, 1:29 pm
by cardinalkarp
Popeye_Card wrote:Alright, so the Steelers appreciate tradition enough that they are one of the few NFL franchises without cheerleaders, but then they go and trot this thing out as a mascot?
--P--
Pitiful, I know.
Re: Steelers new mascot
Posted: August 10 07, 1:33 pm
by Cronos
They should have just called him "Steely Dan" and been done with it.
Re: Steelers new mascot
Posted: August 10 07, 1:54 pm
by thrill
Wow. That is more than a little gay. I have no problem with that, I just doubt that is what they were trying to accomplish.
It's basically a yellow version of the village people construction guy and to top it off, his name is a euphemism for an erect dong.
Re: Steelers new mascot
Posted: August 10 07, 1:57 pm
by MrCrowesGarden
Something about the 5 o'clock shadow cracks me up, moreso than the inaneness of Steely McBeam himself.
Re: Steelers new mascot
Posted: August 10 07, 2:05 pm
by mikechamp
His name sounds like it came off a McDonald's bag.
Although I do see one positive to his persona: He's got a freakin' steel beam, and he can carry it with one arm!!! That dude is superstrong!
Re: Steelers new mascot
Posted: August 10 07, 2:55 pm
by MrCrowesGarden
He does kinda look like Bill Cowher.
Re: Steelers new mascot
Posted: August 10 07, 3:13 pm
by lukethedrifter
Chris Duncan could hump the hell out of that McBeam
Re: Steelers new mascot
Posted: August 10 07, 3:26 pm
by Radio_Bugtussle
That's what Bill Cowher would look like if he smiled.