My other sister-in-law
Posted: August 14 07, 3:54 pm
I seriously think my wife’s family is quite crazy.
I am sitting on the couch the other day holding my 8 month old daughter, when my wife’s sister, Greedo, comes over with her 4 kids. The 5 year old daughter, Atilla, comes running over and jumps on me, I tell her to take it easy, I am holding baby wart, so she jumps on me again, I say again to calm down, so she jumps on me a third time and puts me in a half nelson. I again told her to stop it, she is going to hurt baby wart. She gets down and does a flying elbow on me, kicking baby wart in the process; I finally raise my voice and tell Atilla to stop it. Apparently, I offended Greedo by yelling at her daughter. Mrs. Wart tells me later that Greedo was very upset and thinks I have something against her and her daughter. I do, your children are the most undisciplined wild, brats I have ever seen.
I also, apparently, offended her cousin the week before, when I yelled at her daughter, Parishiltonjunior, who was about to step on baby wart's face. Apparently, I am supposed to baby sit these kids so that the women can all sit and gossip at the table, and by me raising my voice I embarrassed everyone.
Give me a fu@#ing break; teach your damn kids to be more careful around my daughter, because if baby wart gets hurt because your kids are wild animals, getting yelled at will be the least of these kids problems, the belt will be coming off.
I told my wife that if they don't like how I talk to their kids, either have them calm their kids down, or don't come over any more, this is my house, and I won't put up with it.
I am sitting on the couch the other day holding my 8 month old daughter, when my wife’s sister, Greedo, comes over with her 4 kids. The 5 year old daughter, Atilla, comes running over and jumps on me, I tell her to take it easy, I am holding baby wart, so she jumps on me again, I say again to calm down, so she jumps on me a third time and puts me in a half nelson. I again told her to stop it, she is going to hurt baby wart. She gets down and does a flying elbow on me, kicking baby wart in the process; I finally raise my voice and tell Atilla to stop it. Apparently, I offended Greedo by yelling at her daughter. Mrs. Wart tells me later that Greedo was very upset and thinks I have something against her and her daughter. I do, your children are the most undisciplined wild, brats I have ever seen.
I also, apparently, offended her cousin the week before, when I yelled at her daughter, Parishiltonjunior, who was about to step on baby wart's face. Apparently, I am supposed to baby sit these kids so that the women can all sit and gossip at the table, and by me raising my voice I embarrassed everyone.
Give me a fu@#ing break; teach your damn kids to be more careful around my daughter, because if baby wart gets hurt because your kids are wild animals, getting yelled at will be the least of these kids problems, the belt will be coming off.
I told my wife that if they don't like how I talk to their kids, either have them calm their kids down, or don't come over any more, this is my house, and I won't put up with it.