Paying tolls online
Posted: September 5 07, 9:41 am
Leave it to Illinois to screw the pooch on this little programming project. Coming back on the tollway Monday, the lineup into the manual booth was too long and we forgot to bring my wifes IPASS. So screw it, I just drive through the automatical lane and figure I'll pay the toll at home on the computer.
Here is how it goes...
Main page, click "Pay a Missed Toll" which takes you to another screen. "Do you want to pay a missed toll?". Yes, so i click again on the "Pay a Toll Violation" (notice the slight change in words to fool you into thinking you are answering a different question). That takes you to "How to pay a missed toll". "Do you want to pay a missed toll?". YES, I WANT TO PAY A FREAKING MISSED TOLL!. Press the "Oops I missed a toll" icon and want to pay online. That takes to yet another screen, "How to pay a missed toll online".
GEEZ O PETE. I WANT TO PAY THE FREAKING TOLL! WHERE DO I PAY THE FREAKING TOLL AT?
Press "Click here to proceed to the pay toll online screen".
Are you eligible to pay online?
YES, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE I"M ELIGIBLE AND I WANT TO PAY THE FREAKING THING ONLINE!!!!!!
Now, I'm at the opening page which describes the 7 steps to pay. Are you sure? I"M GOING TO DRIVE TO SPRINGFIELD AND KILL SOMEBODY. JUST LET ME PAY THE TOLL.
Finally, after hitting the Continue link, you get to the screen to fill out.
Having grown up in Springfield I realize how incompetent our state is. But this takes the cake.
edit - Let me summarize this fiasco.
Do you want to pay a missed toll?
Do you want to pay a toll violation?
Do you want to pay a missed toll?
Did you miss a toll?
Do you want to know how to pay a missed toll online?
Do you want to proceed to pay a toll online?
Are you eligible to pay an online toll?
Are you sure?
Is all of the information you typed in correct?
Are you sure?
Here is how it goes...
Main page, click "Pay a Missed Toll" which takes you to another screen. "Do you want to pay a missed toll?". Yes, so i click again on the "Pay a Toll Violation" (notice the slight change in words to fool you into thinking you are answering a different question). That takes you to "How to pay a missed toll". "Do you want to pay a missed toll?". YES, I WANT TO PAY A FREAKING MISSED TOLL!. Press the "Oops I missed a toll" icon and want to pay online. That takes to yet another screen, "How to pay a missed toll online".
GEEZ O PETE. I WANT TO PAY THE FREAKING TOLL! WHERE DO I PAY THE FREAKING TOLL AT?
Press "Click here to proceed to the pay toll online screen".
Are you eligible to pay online?
YES, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE I"M ELIGIBLE AND I WANT TO PAY THE FREAKING THING ONLINE!!!!!!
Now, I'm at the opening page which describes the 7 steps to pay. Are you sure? I"M GOING TO DRIVE TO SPRINGFIELD AND KILL SOMEBODY. JUST LET ME PAY THE TOLL.
Finally, after hitting the Continue link, you get to the screen to fill out.
Having grown up in Springfield I realize how incompetent our state is. But this takes the cake.
edit - Let me summarize this fiasco.
Do you want to pay a missed toll?
Do you want to pay a toll violation?
Do you want to pay a missed toll?
Did you miss a toll?
Do you want to know how to pay a missed toll online?
Do you want to proceed to pay a toll online?
Are you eligible to pay an online toll?
Are you sure?
Is all of the information you typed in correct?
Are you sure?