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****** Cats!
Posted: January 31 08, 3:34 pm
by Hungary Jack
Both of the little ****s decided that this morning would be a perfectly acceptable time to go "outside the box." They're both healthy, so obviously they are trying to tell me something.
Anybody cat whisperers around here?
Re: F***ing Cats!
Posted: January 31 08, 3:39 pm
by cardinalkarp
Put em' out in the snow. Show them pussies who's boss!!
Re: F***ing Cats!
Posted: January 31 08, 3:41 pm
by Hungary Jack
cardinalkarp wrote:Put em' out in the snow. Show them pussies who's boss!!
That was my first and immediate thought. Followed then by notions of a swift soccer kick to the side that would launched the first offender into the wall.
One of these days I may just decide to urinate directly on the cat.
Re: F***ing Cats!
Posted: January 31 08, 3:42 pm
by cardinalkarp
Hungary Jack wrote:cardinalkarp wrote:Put em' out in the snow. Show them pussies who's boss!!
That was my first and immediate thought. Followed then by notions of a swift soccer kick to the side that would launched the first offender into the wall.
One of these days I may just decide to urinate directly on the cat.
You sound like a cat lover.
Re: F***ing Cats!
Posted: January 31 08, 3:45 pm
by maddash
Every time I think my cats are trying to tell me something, I talk to them like I'm trying to have a conversation... they don't even look at me when I call their name. "Hello! I'm talking to you!" After that I remember they're animals who only care about eating the food I put out for them and pooping wherever they feel like.
Re: ****** Cats!
Posted: January 31 08, 3:51 pm
by ThatGuy
One of my cats will only go to the bathroom outside, but both of them prefer it (the other will use the litter box from time to time if necessary). They also enjoy going on walks, and both of them will come when their names are called.
Strange cats.
Re: ****** Cats!
Posted: January 31 08, 3:51 pm
by wart57
YOUR CAT BOX STINKS!
Re: ****** Cats!
Posted: January 31 08, 3:54 pm
by Fat_Bulldog
Maybe just stick nails in their necks.
Re: F***ing Cats!
Posted: January 31 08, 4:03 pm
by heyzeus
Hungary Jack wrote:
One of these days I may just decide to urinate directly on the cat.
This made me giggle.
Re: ****** Cats!
Posted: January 31 08, 4:09 pm
by haltz