UPDATED! Bernie and Gordo AND JOE STRAUSS ACK! Burwell TOO!

[Hungary Jack]

Gordo is pining for Jeff Weaver.

Bernie is crying about Josh Fogg.

Can someone do an intervention, please?

[Secret Weapon]

I agree with this, as if Weaver or Fogg would solve all our our problems. Of course, Bernie's column took a shot at Dewitt so everyone in his forum laps it all up. I still don't get why Cardinals fans hate Cardinals ownership so much.

[haltz]

I still don't get why Cardinals fans hate Cardinals ownership so much.

BECAUSE THEY ARE RICH LIARS

This rant should just be stickied.

[Hungary Jack]

I agree with this, as if Weaver or Fogg would solve all our our problems. Of course, Bernie's column took a shot at Dewitt so everyone in his forum laps it all up. I still don't get why Cardinals fans hate Cardinals ownership so much.

Because they know more about running a business than he does.

[haltz]

The drama queen is back from vacation in full force.

Because they're trying to turn [Chris Perez] into a sinker-slider pitcher. That's why.

Reyes II.

Sell high, Mozeliak.

-B

[Popeye_Card]

The drama queen is back from vacation in full force.

Because they're trying to turn [Chris Perez] into a sinker-slider pitcher. That's why.

Reyes II.

Sell high, Mozeliak.

-B

Do people really struggle with the concept that some pitchers' control/command just isn't ready for the big leagues?

[tothebeach08]

And some will never be "ready for the big leagues"

[thrill]

Stickied. Let us henceforth reserve our StL Sports Media rants to this epic, well-deserved thread.

[Popeye_Card]

How will history remember the Jeff Gordon era?

[GatewaySnayke]

Is he gone??