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A previous rant but for crying out loud, if you're healthy and just carrying extra pounds, please don't ride the elevator one floor. Especially going DOWN. Maybe if you used the steps once in a while those extra pounds might suddenly start disappearing

That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.

Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.

Is it a mental institution?

Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.

How do they become unlocked in the event of an emergency?

Leroy wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.

Is it a mental institution?

You got it right, my friend.

cardinalkarp wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.

How do they become unlocked in the event of an emergency?

The locks are programmed to deactivate in the event of our emergency system being activated.

Fat_Bulldog wrote:

cardinalkarp wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.

How do they become unlocked in the event of an emergency?

The locks are programmed to deactivate in the event of our emergency system being activated.

Gotta hope that doesn't fail in an emergency!!

Fat_Bulldog wrote:

cardinalkarp wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.

How do they become unlocked in the event of an emergency?

The locks are programmed to deactivate in the event of our emergency system being activated.

what if the emergency was that the emergency system was deactivated?

Jim Hendry's Chins wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:

cardinalkarp wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.

How do they become unlocked in the event of an emergency?

The locks are programmed to deactivate in the event of our emergency system being activated.

what if the emergency was that the emergency system was deactivated?

Or, what if you really wanted that piece of cheese?

Leroy wrote:

Fat_Bulldog wrote:That would be nice but our stairs are locked except for the 1st floor unless there's an emergency.

Is it a mental institution?

Your face is.