Hemmed Jean Shorts
Posted: March 7 08, 1:20 pm
God forgive me for saying this, but you look like the biggest redneck when you wear these.
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I foresee some NSFW pics arriving in the near future.cardinalkarp wrote:Jorts in general are just a bad idea.


wart57 wrote:Does this really say redneck???
you forgot rolled sleeves..thrill wrote:Goatee, farmer's tan, jorts, exposed phone, flat top, and mullet. Wow.
My bad. Also, permanent wallet imprint in back pocket because shorts are so tight.omaha_red wrote:you forgot rolled sleeves..thrill wrote:Goatee, farmer's tan, jorts, exposed phone, flat top, and mullet. Wow.
The shorts aren't too tight. The wallet is just too fat. He's been spendin' 10's since they had small faces...thrill wrote:My bad. Also, permanent wallet imprint in back pocket because shorts are so tight.omaha_red wrote:you forgot rolled sleeves..thrill wrote:Goatee, farmer's tan, jorts, exposed phone, flat top, and mullet. Wow.