button fly
Posted: March 25 08, 11:26 am
i hate stupid button fly pants.. they're dumb and stupid and i wish they were never born
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i don't get it.. is it fashion? cause you can't even see the buttons..G. Keenan wrote:Agreed. I have no idea why they exist. I have two pairs of button fly jeans and they annoy me every time.

The worst is when you're out drinking and you break the seal. They get extra annoying when you're having to pee every 20 minutes. You're standing at the urinal fiddling with your fly for 5 minutes every time looking like a retard.ThatGuy wrote:I'm wearing button fly pants right now. They're the first pair I've ever had, and they're not even the snap button kind. It takes way too long to button/unbutton.
I guess, but like you said, you can't see the buttons. Maybe they make the crotch less bulgy or something? I really don't know why they are made.omaha_red wrote:i don't get it.. is it fashion? cause you can't even see the buttons..G. Keenan wrote:Agreed. I have no idea why they exist. I have two pairs of button fly jeans and they annoy me every time.
i hate them.
GEORGE: (bursting out of the bathroom, fumbling with his fly) Button fly!
Why do they put buttons on a fly? It takes ten minutes to get these
things open!
JERRY: I like the button fly.
GEORGE: (incredulous) What?
JERRY: That is one place on my wardrobe I do not need sharp interlocking
metal teeth. It’s like a mink trap down there.
I believe they were originally made for cowboys, but then they re-entered the popular lexicon when 501 jeans became popular again in ~ the late 80's.G. Keenan wrote:
I guess, but like you said, you can't see the buttons. Maybe they make the crotch less bulgy or something? I really don't know why they are made.
and then you get the ones that are just simply hard to rebutton no matter whenTimeForGuinness wrote:I hate the button fly...when i'm drunk, i can't seem to rebutton it correctly...so either i'm a button off and my pants look stupid, or i just give up and walk around with my fly open.
I hate the button fly
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