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Man Speaks Australian After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat

Posted: March 27 08, 1:07 pm
by TabascoElvis
You can't make this stuff up folks.
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.
ya think?

Re: Man Speaks 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Womba

Posted: March 27 08, 1:09 pm
by Leroy
This very thing happened to me once.

Re: Man Speaks 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Womba

Posted: March 27 08, 1:16 pm
by sighyoung
Leroy wrote:This very thing happened to me once.
That was Miss Corn Palace 1958.

Re: Man Speaks Australian After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat

Posted: March 27 08, 1:44 pm
by AdmiralKird
My Fantasy Team is getting aggressive this year.

Re: Man Speaks 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Womba

Posted: March 27 08, 1:56 pm
by sighyoung
pop_haines wrote:
Leroy wrote:This very thing happened to me once.
Exceptin' it were a woodchuck.
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