The Phone Company
Posted: April 2 08, 6:10 pm
I come home to see the DSL is down. So I start up the PC that has a dialup modem to find the ISP's phone number. After the anti-virus software takes a half hour to do its work, I try to get on and fail. No dial tone. I check the land line. No dial tone. I try calling my land line from my cell phone, and all I get is an ambiguous message that the call cannot be completed. I look for a contact number, but I don't have a phone book.
I go to the office, which is not a big deal since I was going to the gym anyway. It takes a few minutes to log on, as this piece of junk Windows machine always does, then I get on the web to find contact info. I find att.com, click to the repair page. After a few minutes of flashing animations, I enter my phone number. It asks for my account manager ID and password, which I have forgotten. It will email it to my DSL account, which is blocked at work, or it will send the combo to my home phone, which is not working. I try a couple of other things on the site, but they want me to log on to my account. So I click on the "Contact Us" link and get a 404 error. I do a search for "phone contact" on the site, and get nothing immediately useful. But there are a couple of links that might work. I click on each of them, but they include both phone and email links, which means "email" is in the URL, which means those contacts links are blocked at work.
I find a phone book. I call ATT and get the automated maze. After about five minutes of pressing buttons, I finally win the right to talk to a human being. Or, more precisely, win the right to get in line to talk to a human being. Another ten minutes pass. The human being asks for my name and phone number, which I have already entered, but that is not too bad. Then she says "There is a massive outage in your area." At this point I want to scream at somebody, "Why couldn't your freaking website or automated maze have told me this?!?" Fortunately I don't, so I get to hear the better news, that I could be without phone service until Saturday.
Well, I needed to avoid the stress of a Wellemeyer start anyway, since the championship is on the line for the Bowling League tomorrow night.
