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don't you hate when you piss on your shirt?

Urinal splash is a menace and it's exactly why I tuck my shirt under my chin and pull my pants and boxers all the way down when I use one.

TheoSqua wrote:don't you hate when you piss on your shirt?

Um...aim lower?

I have this one pair of pants that show pee sprinkle after using the urinal.

I go at it from the side - no splashing that way.

Sutter'sBeard wrote:I have this one pair of pants that show pee sprinkle after using the urinal.

The pee dot. I hate that.

JackofDiamonds wrote:

TheoSqua wrote:don't you hate when you piss on your shirt?

Um...aim lower?

That works for most of the ones I use, but the one here at work is pretty high, and even if your going right into the water or near it, you still get major splash.

I hate peeing at a urinal while wearing shorts.

If you're getting pee on you, cop a squat and pee like a man (lady). I'd rather sit down then piss myself.

JL21 wrote:

Sutter'sBeard wrote:I have this one pair of pants that show pee sprinkle after using the urinal.

The pee dot. I hate that.

I hate how the dress pants repel water etc. and the pee dot gets on your knee. Maybe that's just me though.