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Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

Posted: April 15 08, 11:27 am
by Hungary Jack
It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?

Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

Posted: April 15 08, 11:31 am
by Popeye_Card
Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.

Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

Posted: April 15 08, 11:34 am
by Hungary Jack
Popeye_Card wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.
LOL

Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

Posted: April 15 08, 11:35 am
by TabascoElvis
Popeye_Card wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.
Well THERE'S something you don't hear everyday. :shock: That may make the best out of context sig quote ever. Hmmmm.....

Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

Posted: April 15 08, 11:42 am
by New Pagodi
I'm going to have to decline. It's only through the misery of others that I'm able to feel good about myself.

Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

Posted: April 15 08, 11:44 am
by TimeForGuinness
TabascoElvis wrote:
Popeye_Card wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.
Well THERE'S something you don't hear everyday. :shock: That may make the best out of context sig quote ever. Hmmmm.....
LMAO

Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

Posted: April 15 08, 11:56 am
by Hungary Jack
hilarious!

Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

Posted: April 15 08, 2:07 pm
by omaha_red
Popeye_Card wrote:
Hungary Jack wrote:It's just not fair what Doc has had to endure in recent months. Something is amiss in the unseen forces that guide our daily lives.

I have an idea. GRB is a caring community of concerned and compassionate citizens. It is time for collective action.

I propose we each sacrifice a bottle of our favorite beer in order to redeem Doc's fading fortunes.

Tonight, I will purchase one 20 oz bottle of Fat Tire beer and empy its entire contents into my toilet. Not a drop shall pass my lips. If enough of us do this, Doc will soon be blessed with an abundance of fortune.

Who else is in?
Replace "toilet" with "my mouth", and I'm in 300%.
pop.. you just made the "Nat Light Post of 2008"

Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

Posted: April 15 08, 2:11 pm
by Radbird
I released both of my dog's anal glands. If that doesn't work, let me know and I'll do the cats too.



(do cats have anal glands???)

Re: Petition to Restore Doc's Good Luck

Posted: April 15 08, 2:30 pm
by Hungary Jack
Radbird wrote:I released both of my dog's anal glands. If that doesn't work, let me know and I'll do the cats too.



(do cats have anal glands???)
They definitely have anuses that release stuff. I see it in the box every morning.