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poo

Posted: April 26 08, 5:22 pm
by docellis
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Re: poo

Posted: April 26 08, 5:25 pm
by thrill
Nobody talk to Doc, she is tainted.

Re: poo

Posted: April 26 08, 5:37 pm
by cardsfansince82
I think we have officially covered all topics now.

Re: poo

Posted: April 26 08, 5:58 pm
by Hungary Jack
You rock, Doc.

Re: poo

Posted: April 26 08, 6:31 pm
by Leroy
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Re: poo

Posted: April 26 08, 6:37 pm
by Jocephus
this is the first thing that came to my mind after readings docs post

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Re: poo

Posted: April 26 08, 6:45 pm
by sighyoung
Now was this a dollop of poo, or whole Augean stables of poo?

Re: poo

Posted: April 26 08, 6:46 pm
by G. Keenan
I need to clean out the drain on my bathroom sink because it drains really slowly. I keep putting it off because while there shouldn't be any poo in it it's going to be a nasty stinking goop.

Re: poo

Posted: April 26 08, 6:48 pm
by cardsfansince82
G. Keenan wrote:I need to clean out the drain on my bathroom sink because it drains really slowly. I keep putting it off because while there shouldn't be any poo in it it's going to be a nasty stinking goop.
I had to do this with my shower drain a few weeks ago. Not fun.

Re: poo

Posted: April 26 08, 6:54 pm
by Radbird
First thing that popped into my head:
In the bathroom, Jenna is peering curiously at her rattling toilet, wondering
what's wrong. She leans toward the bowl. Jerry is in the living room, still
talking to her.

JERRY: Anyway, I'm a new man, and I'm looking towards the future. Clean, dirty,
whatever.

There is the sound of a wet explosion and splashing water, followed by Jenna
screaming in the bathroom. Jerry leaps to his feet and rushes to see what has
happened.

Jerry enters the bathroom and sees Jenna. Only her forearm is visible to us, but
it's enough for us to know that she is wringing wet as the result of a violent
eruption from the toilet bowl.

Jerry's face registers his obvious distaste. He shrugs, sorry.

JERRY: Holy cow! Have a nice life.

He closes the bathroom door as he leaves.