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Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes

Posted: May 12 08, 12:05 pm
by JL21
Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes is a terrible, terrible idea. I did that on Saturday. For the next 8 or 9 hours:

-my toe was tapping on the floor

-my stomach hurt

-my ears were ringing for several hours

-I had an awful headache for several hours

Unless it's to win a bet that you have with somebody, I wouldn't recommend it.

Re: Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes

Posted: May 12 08, 12:06 pm
by cardinalkarp
Why did you do it?

Re: Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes

Posted: May 12 08, 12:15 pm
by JL21
I wasn't really paying attention and it was pretty tasty. It amounted to three large cups. I downed the first one and thought "That tasted pretty good. I'm going to have another cup." Then, there was just a little left over after that cup (one cup left in the pot) and I didn't want it to sit there and burn. That's how you get Coffee Flakes, which is sort of like a combination of maple syrup and butthole. "I'll just go ahead and finish it."

I spent the rest of the day feeling like a recovering heroin addict.

Re: Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes

Posted: May 12 08, 12:26 pm
by omaha_red
JL on saturday (helps if you know every episode of "Futurama" by heart.. i know he does)

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Re: Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes

Posted: May 12 08, 12:30 pm
by JL21
I wasn't in my underwear, but otherwise that's just about how it went. After I came down, I ate turkey dogs with hobos.

Re: Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes

Posted: May 12 08, 12:34 pm
by omaha_red
JL21 wrote:I wasn't in my underwear
don't lie to us

Re: Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes

Posted: May 12 08, 6:05 pm
by redbirdjazzz
omaha_red wrote:
JL21 wrote:I wasn't in my underwear
don't lie to us
I think he means he was out of his underwear.

Re: Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes

Posted: May 12 08, 6:53 pm
by paskal
omaha_red wrote:JL on saturday (helps if you know every episode of "Futurama" by heart.. i know he does)
I bet you could totally get more than 100 cups of coffee on the rebate this year (if you get one [which i don't] { :( } ] )

Re: Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes

Posted: May 12 08, 6:57 pm
by JCShutout
redbirdjazzz wrote:
omaha_red wrote:
JL21 wrote:I wasn't in my underwear
don't lie to us
I think he means he was out of his underwear.
maybe he was wearing a t shirt

Re: Drinking an entire pot of coffee in 90 minutes

Posted: May 12 08, 9:08 pm
by Radbird
I'm pretty sure Mrs. Rad does this almost every day.