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Dear Comedy Central,

It is physically impossible for anyone with a Y chromosome to listen to Mario Cantone for 2 consecutive minutes without exploding in a righteous fury. That is why he has long since been confined to the pseudo-celebrity dustbin where people gather to be catty about people more famous than themselves. I see another half-hour block of Mario Cantone "comedy" coming up on your channel and I'm going to lose it.

Also, I know that your channel historically has taken a very long time to realize that something isn't working, but just how long can the internet backlash possibly take to get Mind of Mencia off the air? It took a few months to bury Dane Cook, and he's an attractive guy in an age when pop culture is being defined by 14 year old girls.

cpebbles wrote:Dear Comedy Central,

It is physically impossible for anyone with a Y chromosome to listen to Mario Cantone for 2 consecutive minutes without exploding in a righteous fury. That is why he has long since been confined to the pseudo-celebrity dustbin where people gather to be catty about people more famous than themselves. I see another half-hour block of Mario Cantone "comedy" coming up on your channel and I'm going to lose it.

Also, I know that your channel historically has taken a very long time to realize that something isn't working, but just how long can the internet backlash possibly take to get Mind of Mencia off the air? It took a few months to bury Dane Cook, and he's an attractive guy in an age when pop culture is being defined by 14 year old girls.

Yeah, Mario Cantone really sucks! He is to comedy what spinal meningitis is to comedy.

Why is it that Futurama is on like 3 hours a night on that channel now? C'mon.

A two minute bit on the Dave Chappelle Show does wonders for your career, don't it?

heyzeus wrote:Why is it that Futurama is on like 3 hours a night on that channel now? C'mon.

Because Futurama is awesome. Period.

Good day.

heyzeus wrote:Why is it that Futurama is on like 3 hours a night on that channel now? C'mon.

This is worded as a complaint. I don't understand.

Transmogrified Tiger wrote:

heyzeus wrote:Why is it that Futurama is on like 3 hours a night on that channel now? C'mon.

This is worded as a complaint. I don't understand.

I think he wants 4 hours a night and/or CC to pickup a true new season of Futurama.

I....don't like Futurama. I've tried. I love the Simpsons. Sometimes it even makes me laugh. But no dice, I still don't like it.

Blasphemer!

Burn him!

heyzeus wrote:I....don't like Futurama. I've tried. I love the Simpsons. Sometimes it even makes me laugh. But no dice, I still don't like it.

Bite my shiny, metal, daffodil ass