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90% of them look terrible. Please make them resemble female breasts if you have to get them because those hyperinflated beach balls look like they were installed upside down. This rant sponsored by FSN's Best Damn Swimsuit Contest.

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Needs more Pics.

On the other hand, some of those swimsuits probably pull/lift them up so they look fake. The only true dead giveaways are the scars.

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AdmiralKird wrote:Needs more Pics.

On the other hand, some of those swimsuits probably pull/lift them up so they look fake. The only true dead giveaways are the scars.
Perhaps in your inexperience you cannot tell the difference. Or maybe so many young women have aftermarket [expletive] that you have never seen a natural boob. Other than that I can't explain why you might think that super taut skin grows like that.

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???

What happened to attack the argument not the poster...

They have swimsuits/outfits/bras that are designed to make boobs look bigger and they have a side effect of making them look fake. I'm not saying all of the suspected boobs you saw that are fake are really real, or that any of them were. I'm saying you can't go on sight alone unless you see the scars since you can't feel or judge the physics of how the boob reacts to certain kinds of movement. Most real boobs can show the traditional signs of fakeness with the right external augmentation. I'm not even going to bother debating this issue any further, I thought this was simple, common guy knowledge; you can have the last word.

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I also don't understand how you can't identify fake boobs from real ones without seeing the scars, AK.

It's pretty obvious, fake ones are fake and real ones are real.

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If you can't tell real from fake, you haven't seen enough [expletive].

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Score = 90%

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docellis wrote:Score = 90%
Same here.

Fun test though.

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haltz wrote:
docellis wrote:Score = 90%
Same here.

Fun test though.
This is what I'm getting at, that even if you know what to look for and know how to tell, they're still going to be some that are misjudged from sight alone because of the outerwear. BTW, I got an 87%. (remember that the test is also kinda outta 29 instead of 30. If you miss the last one then well... I don't know what to say)

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