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[expletive] you, you [expletive]! I hope you die.

Posted: July 25 08, 3:52 pm
by G. Keenan
Dear giant douche bag in your white Jeep,

[expletive] die you [expletive]! You could see that I was crossing the street at a crosswalk 30 yards away from you, that I was already in the middle of the road, but you had to gun it up to 60 in a 30 mph zone just so I couldn't cross the street. [expletive] you a hundred times in your puny [expletive] redneck brain. If you're married I hope your wife [expletive] dies too, but not before finding out that you cheated on her. If you have kids I hope they live and get put in foster care with people who beat them.

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Posted: July 25 08, 3:55 pm
by Leroy
Oh dear.

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Posted: July 25 08, 3:57 pm
by cardinalkarp
Typical Cubs fan (the driver that is).

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Posted: July 25 08, 3:57 pm
by JL21
I used to have a white Jeep.

I'm kind of shocked that someone would actually do that. It's jaw-dropping.

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Posted: July 25 08, 3:58 pm
by docellis
You need some heroin.

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Posted: July 25 08, 4:09 pm
by TimeForGuinness
G. Keenan wrote:Dear giant douche bag in your white Jeep,

[expletive] die you [expletive]! You could see that I was crossing the street at a crosswalk 30 yards away from you, that I was already in the middle of the road, but you had to gun it up to 60 in a 30 mph zone just so I couldn't cross the street. [expletive] you a hundred times in your puny [expletive] redneck brain. If you're married I hope your wife [expletive] dies too, but not before finding out that you cheated on her. If you have kids I hope they live and get put in foster care with people who beat them.
I approve of this rant.

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Posted: July 25 08, 4:14 pm
by Arthur Dent
Did you dive out of the way?

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Posted: July 25 08, 4:18 pm
by tothebeach08
Oh boy, not the kids too. Please have a few drinks and beat your pillows for a few hours. Your going to pop a vein in your head.

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Posted: July 25 08, 4:21 pm
by G. Keenan
JL21 wrote:I used to have a white Jeep.

I'm kind of shocked that someone would actually do that. It's jaw-dropping.
It was insane. It sounded like a NASCAR going past me. He was completely flooring it.
Arthur Dent wrote:Did you dive out of the way?
I couldn't. I was in the middle of the road and there was traffic in the other lane too. I just stood there staring in disbelief as he accelerated past me. There was a woman on the other side of the street who shared my opinion of the situation and said bad words out loud about it.

I've heard that the Chicago PD has started trying to police these sorts of things by putting undercover agents in the crosswalks. Even if there isn't a stop sign traffic is supposed to yield to pedestrians walking in the white lines. The police have started ticketing people who fail to yield. This guy looked like he would have run someone right over.

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Posted: July 25 08, 4:28 pm
by Spider John
Wish I lived in Chicago.