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The last couple of days home on the way from the bars, I've stopped by the local gas station and picked up chocolate.

Kit-Kat's and Crunch bars are good to begin with, but when you eat them drunk they somehow magically transform into even more enjoyable candy.

I thought you were going somewhere else with this but remembered what state you live in.

Drunken food, period, is good. Drunken hot, greasy food is joygasmic.