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Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

Posted: August 19 08, 2:25 pm
by phins
So, my new Associate is ridiculously hot, and she flirts with me. She's 24, olive skinned, big brown eyes, exotic look and name, and I should never talk to her again...it's not fair.

What happened to my company's policy of only hiring 300 lb trolls to work for me?

I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me.

Re: Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

Posted: August 19 08, 2:31 pm
by AdmiralKird
Do you have any openings?

Re: Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

Posted: August 19 08, 2:33 pm
by phins
AdmiralKird wrote:Do you have any openings?
That's what he said...

Re: Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

Posted: August 19 08, 2:36 pm
by ghostrunner
This thread is worthless without morally questionable, surreptitiously captured mobile phone pics.

Re: Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

Posted: August 19 08, 2:38 pm
by wart57
phinstd wrote:So, my new Associate is ridiculously hot, and she flirts with me. She's 24, olive skinned, big brown eyes, exotic look and name, and I should never talk to her again...it's not fair.

What happened to my company's policy of only hiring 300 lb trolls to work for me?

I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me.
Don't ever get your honey where you get your money.

Re: Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

Posted: August 19 08, 2:42 pm
by phins
wart57 wrote:
phinstd wrote:So, my new Associate is ridiculously hot, and she flirts with me. She's 24, olive skinned, big brown eyes, exotic look and name, and I should never talk to her again...it's not fair.

What happened to my company's policy of only hiring 300 lb trolls to work for me?

I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me...I love my girlfriend and she is great to me.
Don't ever get your honey where you get your money.
Oh, I know my friend...that's why it's a combo rant/rave, and not just a rave.

Re: Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

Posted: August 19 08, 2:42 pm
by AdmiralKird
ghostrunner wrote:This thread is worthless without morally questionable, surreptitiously captured mobile phone pics.
Image

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Re: Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

Posted: August 19 08, 2:42 pm
by phins
ghostrunner wrote:This thread is worthless without morally questionable, surreptitiously captured mobile phone pics.
Yeah, I can just see it now:

HR: Phinstd, please come to HR...oh and bring your badge please.

Re: Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

Posted: August 19 08, 2:44 pm
by Leroy
There is nothing wrong with sleeping around before you are married.

Re: Rant/Rave: New Junior Associate is GORGEOUS!

Posted: August 19 08, 2:44 pm
by phins
Leroy wrote:There is nothing wrong with sleeping around before you are married.
Leroy always brings quality information to the table :wink: