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So I just found out tonight who my campus tour partner will be for the semester. I wanted to give my boss a hug after I heard the name. I could've been paired with the hefty and loud band girl, but instead I got the cute (probably an understatement) girl with a genuinely friendly personality. Awesome.

What the [expletive] are you talking about?

Sincerely

Mike

If you have the opportunity to bang some tour person, smack that ass like there's no tomorrow.

Yeah, I guess clarification would be nice.

I give tours of the campus to prospective students. Tonight, all of the tour guides (we're called Ambassador Scholars, but that sounds pretentious) got together to have dinner since it's the first week of school, and we also found out who our tour partners would be for the semester. Hence, the rave.

There is something waiting for you in other sports, TG.

That makes a lot more sense. Best of luck to you. Dude, I bet she tastes like candy...CANDY I'M TELLING YOU!!!!!!

Make us proud, ThatGuy.

Did the jager you drank tonight taste like candy, TM?

I would like a moratorium declared on all "random girl in my life" raves unless photographic evidence is provided.

cardsfansince82 wrote:I would like a moratorium declared on all "random girl in my life" raves unless photographic evidence is provided.

Seconded,no picture means it didn't happen.

I could grab a picture from her Facebook account, but that's beyond creepy. She wasn't at the dinner last night, either, so there wasn't a possibility for a phone picture.

Hudler wrote:

cardsfansince82 wrote:I would like a moratorium declared on all "random girl in my life" raves unless photographic evidence is provided.

Seconded,no picture means it didn't happen.

all these new-girl-in-office-is-the-hottest-thing-to-ever-walk-the-earth-and-she-wants-me posts are making me feel like my life is very boring.

if there were also pictures to back them up, and they were indeed backed up, i'd feel even worse.

i say no to pics