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Seriously...someone said this to me this weekend "What? I've never been turned down for sex before!"

I am irritated by that comment. Irritated enough that I am only posting now because I have had a weird drink or 4.

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docellis wrote:Seriously...someone said this to me this weekend "What? I've never been turned down for sex before!"

I am irritated by that comment. Irritated enough that I am only posting now because I have had a weird drink or 4.
I got this one guys.

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you guys are turning into an army

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If it helps, I guarantee that guy is lying. If he's someone that's out trying to pick up girls anyway.

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haltz wrote:If it helps, I guarantee that guy is lying. If he's someone that's out trying to pick up girls anyway.
nope. this was a guy that I was sort of seeing....(in the least possible serious way one can date someone - like, in a way that i barely want to acknowledge but I am not sure what else to call it when i do go to dinner with him every so often)...but he was still probably lying.

i have really bad taste in men.

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Maybe he's got a perfect track record of making brilliant moves, but he's either lying or is really insecure and hasn't had very much sex.

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haltz wrote:
docellis wrote:Seriously...someone said this to me this weekend "What? I've never been turned down for sex before!"

I am irritated by that comment. Irritated enough that I am only posting now because I have had a weird drink or 4.
I got this one guys.
Well done soldier

(awards a star)

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TimeForGuinness wrote: Image
that is cucking awesome

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haltz wrote:Maybe he's got a perfect track record of making brilliant moves, but he's either lying or is really insecure and hasn't had very much sex.
I am guessing the bolded, latter guess. but seriously, who says [expletive] like that? wtf?

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...only I can give these awards...wear it with honor, haltz

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