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Hungary Jack wrote:you get stuff like this

If one does not own such a jersey, is one not permitted to ride a bike?

wart57 wrote:

Hungary Jack wrote:you get stuff like this

If one does not own such a jersey, is one not permitted to ride a bike?

Of course not. Cycling jerseys make great drinking jerseys. You can spill beer all over them, and the fabric whisks the moisture away. They have little pockets sewn on the small of the back where you can store snacks, like salted nuts and pretzels. And the form-fitting cut makes them especially alluring to the ladies--perfect for a night on the town.

Hungary Jack wrote:

wart57 wrote:

Hungary Jack wrote:you get stuff like this

If one does not own such a jersey, is one not permitted to ride a bike?

Of course not. Cycling jerseys make great drinking jerseys. You can spill beer all over them, and the fabric whisks the moisture away. They have little pockets sewn on the small of the back where you can store snacks, like salted nuts and pretzels. And the form-fitting cut makes them especially alluring to the ladies--perfect for a night on the town.

Not with my shape....

wart57 wrote:

Hungary Jack wrote:

wart57 wrote:

Hungary Jack wrote:you get stuff like this

If one does not own such a jersey, is one not permitted to ride a bike?

Of course not. Cycling jerseys make great drinking jerseys. You can spill beer all over them, and the fabric whisks the moisture away. They have little pockets sewn on the small of the back where you can store snacks, like salted nuts and pretzels. And the form-fitting cut makes them especially alluring to the ladies--perfect for a night on the town.

Not with my shape....

When the abdominal muscles are highly developed, they create a protruding, smooth, oval-shaped appendage that hangs over the belt line. It takes many years of dedicated beer consumption to reach this stage of fitness....

I like when I see people on really nice bikes, in the full getup, and spinning at like 6000 RPM as if after all the money they've spent and their sacrifice to wear spandex so everyone can see their nugget pouch, they still don't realize that their fancy machine has more than one gear.

MrSaigon wrote: nugget pouch

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docellis wrote:

MrSaigon wrote: nugget pouch

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I believe he's referring to the scrotum.

HJ, I don't think apparel that makes it OK to spill beer is something we should be excited about.

LMAO at "nugget pouch"

And yes, cycling attire is not something that should be seen in public.