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10 Hours of Community Service

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For having an open bottle of beer within twenty feet of my apartment door, outside, on ground level, when I am over 21.

What has happened to America? There is no crime here.

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you were probably asking for it with your loud music and flashy clothes

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If a bicycle cop gave you the citation I will ROFLMAO.

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AdmiralKird wrote:For having an open bottle of beer within twenty feet of my apartment door, outside, on ground level, when I am over 21.

What has happened to America? There is no crime here.
I agree...stupid charge...

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Eh, don't worry.
Karaoke Weekend At The Suicide Shack - Community Service And You're Still The Mack.

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AdmiralKird wrote:For having an open bottle of beer within twenty feet of my apartment door, outside, on ground level, when I am over 21.

What has happened to America? There is no crime here.

So what was the charge?

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You shouldn't have stabbed that bike cop.

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I got 5 hrs for being in an apartment watching game 3 of the NLCS in 06 in which there was alcohol in the apartment. We weren't having a party, but apparently watching a baseball game with friends on a Saturday night counts as a domestic disturbance.

I talked my way out of having to take an alcoholism class, most ppl there had to take that as well

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I've gotten nailed w/ 20 hrs for peeing in public at Mardi Gras. Then while on my community service assignment in Soulard they let me drink beer while working (and only had to do about 4 hrs before they signed off on the 20).

It wasn't all that bad other than the little place I had to clean up didn't have A/C and it was hotter than hell in there.

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cardinalkarp wrote:I've gotten nailed w/ 20 hrs for peeing in public at Mardi Gras. Then while on my community service assignment in Soulard they let me drink beer while working (and only had to do about 4 hrs before they signed off on the 20).

It wasn't all that bad other than the little place I had to clean up didn't have A/C and it was hotter than hell in there.
Not bad, mine wasn't bad. I helped out at some SLU event at the law school and got a prosecuting attorney to sign me off a few hours early, plus I got a ton of food and soda.

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