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Don't act like I'm only one that has paid attention to these commercials...

http://www.ubuyez.com/index.php?main_pa ... ucts_id=31

While I never fully believe infomercials, this product partially made for the male wandering eye looks very impressive although I'm uncertain how a woman's circulation system would hold up or her overall comfort certain time a month. With that said, as a sideline observer I endorse products like this, espec. w/the amount of boob liftage.

Let's get doc to test it.

What is this? Some reintroduction of the corset?

These are the kind of products that get guys like me in trouble at 2 in the morning after a 6 hour session in the tavern.

Arthur Dent wrote:What is this? Some reintroduction of the corset?

Yes, but less painful.


I assume.

I wholeheartedly do not endorse these. If you don't have it, don't fake it. My skinny ass isn't going to go out wearing padded shirts to come off like I have 20 more pounds of muscle, and I don't want some girl to have to wear something like this if she doesn't have a bangin' body.

If you're gonna do this, just go to Frederick's and get a sexy corset.

Maclowery wrote:I wholeheartedly do not endorse these. If you don't have it, don't fake it. My skinny ass isn't going to go out wearing padded shirts to come off like I have 20 more pounds of muscle, and I don't want some girl to have to wear something like this if she doesn't have a bangin' body.

If you're gonna do this, just go to Frederick's and get a sexy corset.

I'm not going to touch them, so they have permission to trick my imagination all they want.

Ever have one of those wanks where you try to imagine someone as hotter than you know they really are but just give up halfway through like, "oh, who am I kidding?"

Those before and after shots are hilarious.

planet pujolsian wrote:Those before and after shots are hilarious.

I love how in the before shots they look borderline retarded.