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why do i keep hooking up with 25 year old guys. I want a nice 33 or 36 year old guy. but they all have beer bellies or moobs.

cuz

Jocephus wrote:cuz

+1

I am in fact 25 years old. For less than another month. Time is running out.

and wtf is a moob.

cardsfansince82 wrote:I am in fact 25 years old. For less than another month. Time is running out.

and wtf is a moob.

Man boobs?

my friend that i was with last night hates me now. she doesn't want to ever go drinking with me again. she says i ditched her. but that isn't the way i see it.

docellis wrote:my friend that i was with last night hates me now. she doesn't want to ever go drinking with me again. she says i ditched her. but that isn't the way i see it.

Was it one of those Joe the Plumber fellas? How are his pipes?

It is obvious that you want someone hot lookin', but with a good personality as well. But there ain't many of us Leroys around that aren't taken.

he was not a joe the plumber. he was a slice of bolgna. a piece of meat.

and i have decided, after listening to all 6 voicemails on my phone from last night that I am, for sure, a big jerk.

docellis wrote:why do i keep hooking up with 25 year old guys. I want a nice 33 or 36 year old guy. but they all have beer bellies or moobs.

I am 35 and have lost my beer belly. I assume you have no problem with married men, but how do you feel about back hair?

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(Honey, if I'm dead and you've come on here to find out about my secret life, this is just a joke)