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mother [expletive] god damn

Posted: November 9 08, 5:43 am
by docellis
I lost my phone again

Re: mother [expletive] [expletive]

Posted: November 9 08, 6:09 am
by stlouie_lipp
Is alcohol a factor?

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Posted: November 9 08, 8:12 am
by Radio_Bugtussle
Call your phone. Of course this only works if it's lost within the house or at someone else's house, not on silent and not suffering from a dead battery.

EDIT:
IF it's not in your house, it is possible that you might not want to know where your cell phone is depending on what sort of a Saturday night you had.

Re: mother [expletive] [expletive]

Posted: November 9 08, 10:35 am
by docellis
Yay! It was in my friends front yard.

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Posted: November 9 08, 10:37 am
by StatmanCrothers
sometimes my phone makes me feel all funny in the pants.

Re: mother [expletive] [expletive]

Posted: November 9 08, 11:44 am
by docellis
I need daycare or a babysitter or something

Re: mother [expletive] [expletive]

Posted: November 9 08, 2:26 pm
by Tambourine Man
StatmanCrothers wrote:sometimes my phone makes me feel all funny in the pants.
Pants? Pants? Pants?

What's gotten into you, Stat?

Re: mother [expletive] [expletive]

Posted: November 9 08, 4:52 pm
by StatmanCrothers
Tambourine Man wrote:
StatmanCrothers wrote:sometimes my phone makes me feel all funny in the pants.
Pants? Pants? Pants?

What's gotten into you, Stat?
Well. Sometimes society dictates pants. I rebel when i can.

Re: mother [expletive] [expletive]

Posted: November 9 08, 5:47 pm
by docellis
i ordered two mexican pizzas at taco bell (one for me, one for my sister) and the guy gave me one spork.

he really thought i was going to eat two mexican pizzas by myself....?

i called taco bell and demanded a refund on my dignity.

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Posted: November 9 08, 7:00 pm
by Radbird
Maybe he thought you were carbo loading.