people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
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people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
i hate you. guess what.. i don't like to rake either.. but i give a [expletive]
enough to make my yard look nice.. all you lazy mother [expletive] who
don't rake mean i have to rake all your [expletive] leaves that blow into
my yard.. i don't even have a tree in my front yard yet i had to spend
2 hours raking all of my lazy neighbor's leaves.. bastards..
enough to make my yard look nice.. all you lazy mother [expletive] who
don't rake mean i have to rake all your [expletive] leaves that blow into
my yard.. i don't even have a tree in my front yard yet i had to spend
2 hours raking all of my lazy neighbor's leaves.. bastards..
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Re: people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
I don't rake either, but I do set the mower extra low and mulch what is in my yard. Also makes the yard look nice when it snows...
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Re: people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
that's acceptable.. i'm talking about the people who don't do anything.. who justRadio_Bugtussle wrote:I don't rake either, but I do set the mower extra low and mulch what is in my yard. Also makes the yard look nice when it snows...
let their leaves sit in their yard and then blow all over the neighborhood..
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Re: people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
see.. there's always a way to get it done..pop_haines wrote:Guilty.
My excuse is that my back has been just killing me the last couple of weeks.
But just to please you, I'm hiring a neighborhood kid to rake and bag this weekend.
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Re: people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
remember when they used to let you burn the leaves - Q-Town was cloaked in acrid smoke.Radio_Bugtussle wrote:I don't rake either, but I do set the mower extra low and mulch what is in my yard. Also makes the yard look nice when it snows...
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Re: people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
I do rake, but I don't do it every week. Up to a point I think the leaves on the ground look nice.
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Re: people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
I refuse to rake and I won't hire anyone to do it for me.
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Re: people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
Guilty. Mostly because *my* trees haven't dropped their leaves yet. All the leaves in my yard fell off my neighbor's tree.
But my yard is fenced in, so the leaves don't really blow into anyone else's yard. The leaves in front of my house come from god-knows-where. My street acts like some sort of weird leaf vortex that sucks them all in, then deposits them right at my gate.
But my yard is fenced in, so the leaves don't really blow into anyone else's yard. The leaves in front of my house come from god-knows-where. My street acts like some sort of weird leaf vortex that sucks them all in, then deposits them right at my gate.
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Re: people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
why?docellis wrote:I refuse to rake and I won't hire anyone to do it for me.
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Re: people who don't rake their [expletive] yards
omaha_red wrote:why?docellis wrote:I refuse to rake and I won't hire anyone to do it for me.
Because I want to kill my lawn so I don't have to mow it anymore.
Unfortunately, every year, despite not raking, my lawn grows back thicker and greener than the year before.
I am partly kidding. But seriously it seems like such a futile thing to do. I understand shoveling snow out of your driveway and I have no problem doing that. But leaves disintegrate. And don't block you from getting out of your garage no matter how tall they pile up.


