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I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

Posted: November 30 08, 12:08 pm
by docellis
So Friday night I see a call coming in from a name I don't recognize, but since it is showing up as a name (I'll use "Paul") I must have either entered it or handed my phone to someone who entered it.

I don't answer and then today he texts me asking who I am. I tell him my name and say I don't know who he is either.

He asks me where we might have exchanged numbers and I list the possibilities. He matches up the one place we've both been recently. That night I know I gave my number to at least 3 people. I have no idea which one he is. It wouldn't matter anyway, probably because I don't have any clear memory of what any of them looked like. It was about 2 months ago anyway.

So he tells me that I grabbed him at closing time and asked him to come work on my house.

What a ridiculous pick up line.

Re: I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

Posted: November 30 08, 1:16 pm
by GatewaySnayke
Did you really say that?

Re: I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

Posted: November 30 08, 1:25 pm
by docellis
GatewaySnayke wrote:Did you really say that?

Apparently so.

Re: I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

Posted: November 30 08, 1:28 pm
by Arthur Dent
Who is this?

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Re: I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

Posted: November 30 08, 1:29 pm
by docellis
Arthur Dent wrote:Who is this?

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Another piece of evidence that I am the biggest dork ever
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Heart

Re: I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

Posted: November 30 08, 1:31 pm
by GatewaySnayke
Do you ever see yourself as someone who could be on "Real Housewives of..."

Re: I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

Posted: November 30 08, 1:32 pm
by Radbird
I live vicariously through doc's escapades (at least the ones I get to read before she deletes them...)

Re: I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

Posted: November 30 08, 1:35 pm
by docellis
GatewaySnayke wrote:Do you ever see yourself as someone who could be on "Real Housewives of..."
no. I've never seen that show but I don't intend to become a wife, the house type or any other type so I don't see myself relating to them.

Re: I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

Posted: November 30 08, 1:36 pm
by docellis
Should I go out with this guy?

Edit: Going out with him would test my drunk selfs abiltiy to pick out men better than my sober self. It could be a grand failure.

Re: I am the biggest dork you will ever (not) meet

Posted: November 30 08, 1:38 pm
by Arthur Dent
People are nostalgic about this show?

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