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Open immediately!
Posted: December 4 08, 11:23 am
by docellis
Almost every day I get something in the mail that has "Open Immediately" typed on the envelope in large, bold font.
It's almost always from Charter; some direct mail piece asking me to sign up for one of their bundled services.
It absolutely irritates me to see "Open Immediately!" on sales pieces.
Re: Open immediately!
Posted: December 4 08, 11:24 am
by Freed Roger
pitch immediately!
Re: Open immediately!
Posted: December 4 08, 11:25 am
by obucard
You may be a winner!
Re: Open immediately!
Posted: December 4 08, 11:34 am
by TabascoElvis
Dang it, you got me! I did.
Not what I was hoping for.
Re: Open immediately!
Posted: December 4 08, 11:36 am
by JL21
Instead of "Open Immediately!" or whatever on it, it should probably say "Here- please throw this away for me".
Re: Open immediately!
Posted: December 4 08, 1:23 pm
by jeffbgoofy
TabascoElvis wrote:Dang it, you got me! I did.
Not what I was hoping for.
dittto...was hoping for something more exciting...
Re: Open immediately!
Posted: December 4 08, 2:02 pm
by Radio_Bugtussle
I open that sort of stuff immediately.
With the shredder.
Re: Open immediately!
Posted: December 4 08, 2:44 pm
by AdmiralKird
I'm still waiting for an E-Mail that says:
"Is your Penis TOO Large? Male Reduction Treatment! Shrink it TODAY!"
Re: Open immediately!
Posted: December 4 08, 2:54 pm
by UK
AdmiralKird wrote:I'm still waiting for an E-Mail that says:
"Is your Penis TOO Large? Male Reduction Treatment! Shrink it TODAY!"
It's only moderately effective as it's still a burden in everyday life.
Re: Open immediately!
Posted: December 4 08, 6:24 pm
by sighyoung
I thought the thread title was a text from one of doc's suitors.