Poetry help!

[stlouie_lipp]

OK, so my firm celebrates administrative assistants week in lieu of administrative assistants day. Well, the lawyers have been charged with writing a poem for their assistant. I am not creative at all...I need your help GRB!

[JL21]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't write for [expletive],
this is a poem.

[slide_into_first]

Hot secretaries to the right of them,
Hot secretaries to the left of them,
Hot secretaries in front of them
Stacked and awesomely dressed;
Leer'd at by sot and satyr,
Boldly they sauntered and well,
Into the jaws of Harassment;
Into the mouth of Hell,
Rode the six hundred.

[TabascoElvis]

^^^^^


our work here is done

[heyzeus]

Can't you just buy her a starbucks or macaroni grill gift card like everyone else?

[stlouie_lipp]

Can't you just buy her a starbucks or macaroni grill gift card like everyone else?

That's what I'd like to do, believe me. It's like Hanukkah here - something every day this week.

[sighyoung]

I hope this is a worthy expression of your affection:

Lackey! No mere lickspittle thou,
But opener of executive trou!
Unzip the gate through which I [expletive]
And unfurl a foot of fleshy bliss!

[TimeForGuinness]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop spending your day on facebook
..and make some coffee too.

[heyzeus]

I hope this is a worthy expression of your affection:

Lackey! No mere lickspittle thou,
But opener of executive trou!
Unzip the gate through which I [expletive]
And unfurl a foot of fleshy bliss!

How ribald!

/faints

[sighyoung]

So much depends
upon

a poorly paid
assistant

filing legal
papers

beside the water
cooler