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....leave the sound on your cell phone on and let it blare.

It's no secret that I hate old people. Every single one of them. Well except my grandparents who are the sweetest, kindest people ever. All other old people just need to croak already---for two reasons:

1) driving too slow in the fast lane. Check that....ANY LANE. The only time an old person should be on the road is when they are trying to figure out roundabouts, in which case, can provide hours of entertainment. The look of confusion/horror as they try to conquer the roundabout is awesome.

2) they leave the sound on their goddamn mother [expletive] cell phone on. And not just on....but on as [expletive]. I'm sitting here in my office and I can hear a fellow co-worker, who is old as [expletive], texting.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep...................beep. Beep.beep.beep. Beep.


10 [expletive] minutes of this.

Then later she will get a phone call, prolly from her foot doctor and we will all be subjected to her Lawrence welk ringtone. Where the [expletive] do you get a Lawrence welk ringtone?

It'll go off in its entirety because SHE WONT BE AT HER [expletive] DESK.




Tl;dr: if any of you here are old, please for the love of god, stuck to the roundabouts and silence your cellphones.

no problem. You'll get your turn. Sooner than you think.

This is why I love my mother's attitude. She is 76, and DESPISES old people. She makes fun of them, taunts them, laughs at them. She has no use for them.

You will listen to my Flashing Lights ringtone and like it, young man.

go birds wrote:....leave the sound on your cell phone on and let it blare.

It's no secret that I hate old people. Every single one of them. Well except my grandparents who are the sweetest, kindest people ever. All other old people just need to croak already---for two reasons:

1) driving too slow in the fast lane. Check that....ANY LANE. The only time an old person should be on the road is when they are trying to figure out roundabouts, in which case, can provide hours of entertainment. The look of confusion/horror as they try to conquer the roundabout is awesome.

2) they leave the sound on their goddamn mother [expletive] cell phone on. And not just on....but on as [expletive]. I'm sitting here in my office and I can hear a fellow co-worker, who is old as [expletive], texting.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep...................beep. Beep.beep.beep. Beep.

10 [expletive] minutes of this.

Then later she will get a phone call, prolly from her foot doctor and we will all be subjected to her Lawrence welk ringtone. Where the [expletive] do you get a Lawrence welk ringtone?

It'll go off in its entirety because SHE WONT BE AT HER [expletive] DESK.

Tl;dr: if any of you here are old, please for the love of god, stuck to the roundabouts and silence your cellphones.

And somewhere, someone is making this exact same post about your [expletive] grandparents.

My grandparents don't own a cell phone. But they do drive slow.

you better define the age of what you consider old......tread lightly my friend!!!

I dunno like 40....45....50

I can't wait to retire.

It's not cold in here, you're just dyyyyyiiiinngg