Today is the last day I will ever wear a suit

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Today is the last day I will ever wear a suit

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I just finished a presentation to the area chamber of commerce where I had to dress up and that's it. I'm back in my comfy clothes and from this day forward I will never wear a suit and tie again. My obligations as a local business "leader" are finished and I intend to wear shorts and Hawaiian shirts every day from here on out. Well maybe not Hawaiian shirts but t shirts will do. I'm also starting my beard as of today. I have enough money saved that if I never earn a dime I can live well for ten years and since I will still have a small income from my website and eventually my retirement fund, I might even hunt for a job soon because I need something to focus on. I am freaking done giving a rats ass about dressing nice for anyone though so it's going to have to be a pretty chill job. I may throw away my iron today, never gonna use it again. Starting now zero [expletive] will be given.

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I want to retire. Congrats

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IMADreamer wrote:Starting now zero [expletive] will be given.
Sincere congratulations. That's awesome!

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/jealous

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I won't wear a suit again until, like, a few days from now. Then, a few days from that.

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I like wearing suits. I look good in a suit.

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[expletive] suits

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Congrats IMA. That has to feel good.


I suggest you burn a few neckties just for fun. (I did that after leaving a longtime accounting gig).

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damn, I want to be you.

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JackofDiamonds wrote:I like wearing suits. I look good in a suit.

http://youtu.be/vUYeF0xdvNc?t=5m26s

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