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Granted, I don't have a problem being the DD, but I do have an issue when you [expletive] call me after the party and ask for a ride at 10:25 at night.

Related rant: parties that end at 10:30.

Kids these days.

If you're still woozy from a slow punch you don't make a good DD.

What are you doing sober enough at 10:25 at night to be a designated driver?

That's after my curfew.

Were you not at the party and people called you to come pick them up?

I'm confused, isn't this better than being called at 3am & have to give someone a ride?

JackofDiamonds wrote:Were you not at the party and people called you to come pick them up?

A friend did, yes.

cardinalkarp wrote:I'm confused, isn't this better than being called at 3am & have to give someone a ride?

True. But it's not cool when you have no [expletive] idea where the party is.

Sounds like quite a friend you've got there. You don't even get to be sober guy at the party.

Next time he calls, go pick him up and get in a major wreck. Preferably making a left turn in front of an oncoming car. He probably won't call you the next time he needs a ride.