Taco Bell
- docellis
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Taco Bell
We know it isn't "good". This latin woman on the commercials convincing us they are using "double the 'steak'" is patronizing.
This is not good food. This is bad food we eat when we decide we are going to eat bad good.
If Chipotle or Quedoba refuses to do a drive thru, we are going to accept "BAD" mexican food thru a window.
This latin woman is not convincing me that Taco Bell has anything but terrible food - that (and this is important)
a) will be served thru a window
b) has a "fire" sauce" (something spicy)
and
c) is generally open later
This is not "good food" latin lady. Double "steak" might as well be Doube "dog food". That is not steak.
This is not good food. This is bad food we eat when we decide we are going to eat bad good.
If Chipotle or Quedoba refuses to do a drive thru, we are going to accept "BAD" mexican food thru a window.
This latin woman is not convincing me that Taco Bell has anything but terrible food - that (and this is important)
a) will be served thru a window
b) has a "fire" sauce" (something spicy)
and
c) is generally open later
This is not "good food" latin lady. Double "steak" might as well be Doube "dog food". That is not steak.
- cardsfansince82
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Re: Taco Bell
Taco Bell is by far the most egregious of all the fast food chains. The only "cooking" that happens there involves a microwave or adding hot water to something or some other form of heating premade food up. I'm not even confident any of the ingredients are real, including the cheese and lettuce. It's comical what they refer to as ground beef. They could slap Rick Bayless' name on everything and it's still truly awful food.
I still eat there occasionally (usually late) and always end up hating myself for it before the meal is even done. I guess I'll never learn.
I still eat there occasionally (usually late) and always end up hating myself for it before the meal is even done. I guess I'll never learn.
- Schlich
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Re: Taco Bell
I like taco bell.
- JL21
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Re: Taco Bell
White Castle and its slimy, gray, oniony meat say hello.cardsfansince82 wrote:Taco Bell is by far the most egregious of all the fast food chains.

- docellis
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Re: Taco Bell
I LOVE THE MEXICAN PIZZA. IT IS like 1000 calories and has less than a quarter cup of "meat"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- cardsfansince82
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Re: Taco Bell
Thanks buddy. Years of therapy had successfully helped me block out the memory of eating there until just now.JL21 wrote:White Castle and its slimy, gray, oniony meat say hello.cardsfansince82 wrote:Taco Bell is by far the most egregious of all the fast food chains.
- The Third Man
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Re: Taco Bell
I eat all of the garbage in this thread. Well, not so much in the past six weeks while I've been dieting, but generally.
- MrCrowesGarden
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Re: Taco Bell
The city where I used to live had a Qdoba with a drive-thru. It's the most impractical thing ever.docellis wrote:We know it isn't "good". This latin woman on the commercials convincing us they are using "double the 'steak'" is patronizing.
This is not good food. This is bad food we eat when we decide we are going to eat bad good.
If Chipotle or Quedoba refuses to do a drive thru, we are going to accept "BAD" mexican food thru a window.
This latin woman is not convincing me that Taco Bell has anything but terrible food - that (and this is important)
a) will be served thru a window
b) has a "fire" sauce" (something spicy)
and
c) is generally open later
This is not "good food" latin lady. Double "steak" might as well be Doube "dog food". That is not steak.
- Maclowery
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Re: Taco Bell
I like Taco Bell hard shelled tacos. I also like their chicken gorditas. I assume the risk of eating a meal consisting entirely of disgusting bits of cow and over-fried vegetable materials.
I kind of miss it. I haven't actually had Taco Bell in New York yet. I don't think, I can't guarantee that, DrunkMac is on his own. I think there's one a few avenues south of me in Queens, but there are enough crappy taco trucks and greasy shops here and in Manhattan proper to keep my garbage Mexi-crap hunger satisfied.
I kind of miss it. I haven't actually had Taco Bell in New York yet. I don't think, I can't guarantee that, DrunkMac is on his own. I think there's one a few avenues south of me in Queens, but there are enough crappy taco trucks and greasy shops here and in Manhattan proper to keep my garbage Mexi-crap hunger satisfied.
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Re: Taco Bell
If I want a bad taco, I go to Jack in the Box.





