We're winning the World Series this year.

[heyzeus]

I know we're at a low point right now, so I have good news. We're winning the [expletive] World Series. This year.

How do I know?

2006: I meet my wife, we begin dating. Shortly thereafter, bam, world series victory.

2011: Birth of 'Zeus Jr. in September. Team losing streak ends, we make the playoffs, Game 6 happens, bam, world series victory.

2014: AGAIN. Zeus Jr. Jr., due this winter.

You're all welcome in advance.

[TimeForGuinness]

Congrats!

[thrill]

Yes that's a tiny Drake.

[Freed Roger]

[cardinalkarp]

Can she please have the baby by tonight, because I'm sick of watching this team play like [expletive]! Thanks in advance!

[stlouie_lipp]

Better start adding a bit more time on your timeslips.

[Radbird]

But the baby isn't due until after the WS. Does that mean we have to wait until 2015????

#congratszeusclan

[JL21]

I thought Hermes was the son of Zeus?

Congrats, sir.

[letsgocards89]

But the baby isn't due until after the WS. Does that mean we have to wait until 2015????

#congratszeusclan

Great. So our season is over, at least in terms of winning the World Series.

THANKS PALETTA

[heyzeus]

But the baby isn't due until after the WS. Does that mean we have to wait until 2015????

#congratszeusclan

Are you sure you're not a lawyer?