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What in the [expletive] bluest ring of hell is this?
Posted: September 11 14, 8:37 pm
by JL21
Looking for jobs, I saw one that asked for this:
The right individual will bring an eye for detail and a concise, elegant approach to designing impactful presentations of strategic, design-led solutions that satisfy complex client requirements.
[expletive] you. "We need someone to create the best possible version of dumb [expletive] powerpoint slides for pain in the ass clients."
You could not possibly have explained that in a more idiotic fashion.
Re: What in the [expletive] bluest ring of hell is this?
Posted: September 11 14, 9:19 pm
by slide_into_first
"We need someone to make PowerPoint slides that underperforming managers can show their bosses to avoid being laid off."
Re: What in the [expletive] bluest ring of hell is this?
Posted: September 12 14, 6:16 am
by Jocephus
PP is basically a picture book
Re: What in the [expletive] bluest ring of hell is this?
Posted: September 12 14, 11:47 am
by Radbird
It's all about optics
Re: What in the [expletive] bluest ring of hell is this?
Posted: September 12 14, 12:04 pm
by Freed Roger
Sounds like it's an employer's market - come on aboard and be our [expletive].
Re: What in the [expletive] bluest ring of hell is this?
Posted: September 12 14, 12:06 pm
by Jocephus
Re: What in the [expletive] bluest ring of hell is this?
Posted: September 12 14, 12:44 pm
by mikechamp
This belongs in the Corporate Talk thread.
Re: What in the [expletive] bluest ring of hell is this?
Posted: September 15 14, 10:25 am
by jim
slide_into_first wrote:"We need someone to make PowerPoint slides that underperforming managers can show their bosses to avoid being laid off."
As an underperforming manager myself who likes to show dazzly slides and what not to even more incompetent managers than me to keep from being fired, I think this is probably on target.
