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What kind of [expletive] douche bag kills a protected lion wearing a GPS collar. And I don't, for one second, believe he didn't know. Close your practice and file for bankruptcy you [expletive] [expletive]!!!

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What a [expletive] von clownface. I hope he gets to enjoy a Zimbabwean jail for a long time (but I'm not optimistic that'll ever happen).

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$50k to kill a lion? Sheesh.

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It's weird, but the cushiness of the situation is what I understand the least. I understand on a macho neanderthal level the idea of pursuing a wild animal, using your skill to track him down and then displaying it as evidence of effort. I would never do it, but I get the appeal. But knowing that you're an erstwhile dentist who paid a large amount of cash, traveled from your suburban house to another country, lured the lion outside it's preferred environment to kill it, then just beheaded it presumably after taking a selfie. It seems like going to Epcot and saying you went to Europe.

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Damn Dentists!

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This thread is decidedly anti-dentite.

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This Dentist must be the 5th dentist that always disagrees with the other 4 dentist's on what gum to chew.

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Jocephus wrote:
Particularly enjoyed the part about the inability to get an erection.

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This guy is just one giant [expletive]. They lured the lion out of a sanctuary. He shot it with a bow, then other people tracked it and killed it. Not to mention the limp dicked bastard paid 50k to do it all. What a giant dick.

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