Rant: Celias

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baseburglerlou
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Rant: Celias

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I hate these commercials. I am watching the game with my 10 year old son and they are on every other inning. Have to scramble to find the remote to change the channel. Not explaining that yet.

Edit: Or Cealis or however the heck you spell it. You know, for ED.

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bring back Hannah and her Horse damn it!

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My 4yo, during the game last night, when that Viagra ad with the chick in the football jersey prancing around a bedroom came on:

"Is she playing football? Is that her stadium?"

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I would also like to know more about that woman's stadium.

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heyzeus wrote:My 4yo, during the game last night, when that Viagra ad with the chick in the football jersey prancing around a bedroom came on:

"Is she playing football? Is that her stadium?"
I hate her. She just looks like such a biatch when she smells her perfume and turns away from the mirror. Bring back the other one.

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They say that stuff can cause vision problems on the commercial. I've seen some my co-workers wives - I'm not so sure those vision problems aren't what's making the other thing better!

I like the subliminal stuff in them. Guy in a pool splashes his wife and giggles - yeah he splashes her all right. Hoses her down real good. And she loves it, laughing and licking it all up.

The Viagra girl with the 16 jersey - yeah 16 years old. Back when a couple of potholes on the drive to school got things going.

Speaking of her - that's a cure right there isn't it?

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That woman while obviously attractive looks like there's some work done there and I'll bet in the morning without make up things aren't real pretty.

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Cialis

I'd gladly hit any of those old whores.

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baseburglerlou wrote:I am watching the game with my 10 year old son and they are on every other inning. Have to scramble to find the remote to change the channel. Not explaining that yet.

come on lou, it's what they call in the parenting biz a teachable moment

i.e. "see those draftkings/fanduel commercials son? -Be a bro like that and you are destined to end up with erectile dysfunction. "

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Freed Roger wrote:bring back Hannah and her Horse damn it!
Is the Hannah in those commercials Hannah Stocking? If so... she's single again because apparently she caught her NBA boyfriend banging another chick. What a moron.

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