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Movie night for us and it's beautiful out so we are doing some cruising after the movie in Hannibal Missouri. Which is a weird town because it's a mix of trailer trash and ghetto with some yuppie touristy stuff.

Then there is this girl riding her bike down the middle of the lane. There is plenty of room for her to be off to the side but no, she rides a bicycle damn it and the road is hers. Finally the road opens up to four lanes and she stays in the left lane so I cautiously pass on the right. I'm fairly pissed at this point so I slow down in front of her and open my cut outs and be the biggest douche I could be. It scared the [expletive] out of her so I did it again. Some guy then passes me on the right and flips her off and gives me a thumbs up.

I kinda feel bad now because it was unnecessary and it might have hurt her hearing a bit but God damn she was just intentionally holding up traffic. No reason for that.

What's douchey about a grown man in a corvette blasting exhaust at a girl on a bicycle twice to scare the [expletive] out of her while another guy gives her the finger?

You drivers found a way to chest bump after this I hope.

haltz wrote:What's douchey about a grown man in a corvette blasting exhaust at a girl on a bicycle twice to scare the [expletive] out of her while another guy gives her the finger?

This is known as the 'Iowa Three-way'. Like the 'Alabama Hot-pocket', an acquired taste.

Joe Shlabotnik wrote:

haltz wrote:What's douchey about a grown man in a corvette blasting exhaust at a girl on a bicycle twice to scare the [expletive] out of her while another guy gives her the finger?

This is known as the 'Iowa Three-way'. Like the 'Alabama Hot-pocket', an acquired taste.

LOL never thought I'd see an Alabama hot pocket reference here.